Strictly silliness as the idea (because of this post) wouldn’t leave me alone: Sniper!Tobias Snape Saves The Day (and I have no idea why Eileen kept committing insurance fraud)
(Severus, neck hastily bandaged and blood all down his robes, shoving cauldrons and books and ingredients and jars full of “stuff” and clothing and loose-leaf tea and a stuffed alligator into a bag and muttering to himself; “I have at least an hour before someone decides to go down to the Shack to desecrate my body, that’s plenty of time to get packed and well on my way to Jamaica...”)
#Tobias Snape#Eileen Prince#Eileen Snape#Harry Potter#my art#Snape's parents are fascinating with the tiny glimpse we get and all that we try to glean from how Sev is#I'm a sucker for the stories where they are people- not monsters- but not very good at being parents#Where Severus has mixed feelings about both of them and can't just hate either of them- where he still wants his father's approval