vibing and keeping it tight

Twenty years ago, February 15th, 2004, I got married for the first time.

It was twenty years earlier than I ever expected to.

To celebrate/comemorate the date, I'm sitting down to write out everything I remember as I remember it. No checking all the pictures I took or all the times I've written about this before. I'm not going to turn to my husband (of twenty years, how the f'ing hell) to remember a detail for me.

This is not a 100% accurate recounting of that first wild weekend in San Francisco. But it -is- a 100% accurate recounting of how I remember it today, twenty years after the fact.

Join me below, if you would.

you want to read this

recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing

btw this has graduated into me just saying "the trout population will be affected" and then not elaborating

reblog please i want to hear all the ooc bits you guys love

the thing that sucks is that people love saying sleep early is good etc etc and yeah it is. I've seen some benefits before. but I think it sucks to ignore that late night is the only time with any freedom. I think it sucks to not acknowledge the dread in waking up and it's a work day again

"fast travel to work" is a great way of putting it. because a lot of people say "but the less time you have at night, the more time you have during the morning!" but your morning is like, getting emotionally ready to get off of bed, taking your meds, taking a shower, making and eating breakfast, going to work, etc. and waking up early will just make you do that stuff early. it won't give you more time to rest, it won't give you more time to talk to anyone, it won't inherently give you anything at all even. sometimes saving up 30-60 minutes before work is just kind of a nothing amount of time. it's like saying extended lunch break is free time. it's not. just because you're not actively working doesn't mean you're not giving your time to your employer

i am committed to TWO THINGS

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i’m in love with you

and it was love at first sight

(this joke comes from the below textpost, but the idea of this being a bkdk meetcute is all thanks to @sapphicflower-ao3)

they’ve been through it together

Annabeth smiled. “I don’t know the ocean very well, but my boyfriend does. I think it’s time you met Percy.”

Dramatic music plays that intensifies as the camera cuts to an establishing shot of camp half blood. The camera cuts again to inside Percy’s cabin as he stands in ratty sweat pants, drinking coffee straight from the pot, waiting for his hot pocket to cook.

YOU SIMPLY MUST MEET PERCY PERCY

this is so funny bc this is a hamilton reference on a pjo post in 2019. so lin playing hermes wasn’t even announced yet. @momgothic is a prophet confirmed.

he could’ve just said “i’m katsuki midoriya”

i love looking too deeply into joke characters. it's like a court jester jingled onto the stage and started performing and i stood up in my seat and wailed audibly

Kinda gay that you’re wearing a gold cross necklace. Almost like youre asking for a vampire to rip it off.

ask not for whom the hurdy gurdies. it gurdies for thee.

"you should be at the club" I can't go to the club I'll be in there saying shit like "perchance" and "thrice"

VHS

rb to squeeze your mutuals balls

i think joe is the one biting people and they're pinning it all on poor commander