The Cupboard Game Pt. 4

AU in which Splinter evaded the contents of the mutagen canister and ended up raising the turtles as a human.

No real warnings apply. Mostly family fluff and adventure with a teeny hint of angst. (Also available on A03:  http://archiveofourown.org/works/10471893/chapters/23340834)

Don Visioso only peeked out from behind the toppled table when he was certain the coast was clear and silence finally pervaded past the sound of the raging storm outside. Splinter of course was now gone, tearing through the rain at top speed, leaving behind what looked like to be disaster scene in his wake. The remnants of the hefty meal painted every corner of the room, beaten men and weapons scattered as if a tornado had flown through a gangster-themed prop shop. The mob bosses’s rocket powered chair slowly circled the room, fat leg dangling out to give one of the unconscious men a firm kick in the side. “C’mon, get up! All’ve ya get up!” The room steadily filled with moans, scattered thugs gripping their skulls and joints as they worked to obey their boss and pull themselves from the floor, some more successfully than others. “I can’t believe all of you pansies can’t handle one weaponless nobody!”