what if a snail had a blog

life goes on and slowly i’m finding my way back to myself

“nobody is making you do this” i am driven by unnatural forces you will never even begin to comprehend

(gaza soup kitchen - can you match $5?)

anyone else remember being 13 on tumblr and every morning youd scroll down until you got to posts from the night before like it was the morning paper 

he's going through a hair dye phase (sleeping in a berry patch)

feels like some of u aren't properly appreciating the fact that he sleeps in a berry patch. and he rolls over and squishes the berries into his fur. because he's so sleepy and content.

maybe people think he's an ugly dog but just to be clear he is actually a beautiful pig

by Mary Ann Whitney-Hall

everyone more pretentious than me is an insufferable poseur and everyone less pretentious than me is a clueless philistine

romantic and sexual partner.

Jumping spider

Anyone who ever said the key to life is always having something to look forward to is so right . The days are so much brighter when there’s always something to look forward to

my secret talent is getting tired without doing anything

Going back to sleep is so powerful im a huge fan of going back to sleep

Brendan Burton

Love is stored in the hawk 🤎