SWEATER LORD

guy after having a completely normal social interaction: i made things weird again and they hate me

need the 3blue1brown guy to fuck my absolute brains out

wow you got to the red stop light faster and more dangerously than anyone else. should we throw a party?? should we call nascar

Having ADHD is so fun because sometimes youre looking for something that you use regularly and definitely put away in a smart and reasonable place and you have absolutely 0 hope of remembering where and finding it. And then other times ur like "hmm I need a some kind of small pointed object. I feel like i remember seeing a paperclip under the left couch cushion a month ago, i wonder if its still there" and it is

"wait but if u saw the paperclip why would u just leave it there?" its the adhd. Also if i had put it away then i wouldnt have been able to find it a month later when i needed it. So. Checkmate neurotypicals.

every locked tomb character is one of the characters of all time but ortus nigenad really is The Character Of All Time my guy brought a fanfiction to the gun fight AND WON

many people really are like “i think collective punishment is wrong! unless i don’t like the group, or someone in the group did something to deserve it.”

i love u tzatziki i love u pita i love u olive oil i love u foccacia i love u hummus i love u flat bread

people who reblog this just to put in the tags that they don’t like hummus, i cannot emphasise enough that this post isn’t for u. actually if u don’t like hummus, don’t even talk to me. literally i love u hummus, i love u baba ganoush, i love u muhammara

"use chatgpt" that's the devil talking. buy four caffeinated drinks and pull an all nighter. this is the way.

Okay besties. We all know I am a bona fide Netanyahu Hater but yall can't be drawing him with devil horns. This is Antisemitism 101. Hate him like a fucking normal person, it's not hard. He is so fucking hateable just be normal about it.

I'll never understand people who find these genuinely horrible human beings, with reprehensible beliefs, who have done real, catastrophic harm, and who also, not for nothing, have the most punchable faces I've ever seen, and then instead of going after the tremendous amount red fucking meat for mockery and scorn and vitriol that is the entire guy, jump to weird, racists stereotypes instead. Like, it's Netanyahu, but it's not just Netanyahu. Ben Shapiro is a pathetic, hateful little weenie; you don't need to draw him with horns either, and you definitely don't need to draw him as a lizard. Farrakhan is a homophobic loon who earnestly claims to believe that white people were created in a lab by an evil scientist from the moon; there is so much that you can make fun of about him without drawing him with huge lips like a fucking KKK propagandist. The only people who are helped by you perpetuating these racist stereotypes are racists.

it's called nuclear family because it feels like radiation poisoning

My new tikkun will arrive in 4-8 business days. The only thing that can stop me from becoming unstoppable is the ineffectiveness of the united states postal service

I have become more powerful than you can possibly imagine

crazy how 2,000 years of being fed "jews are untrustworthy two faced liars" will make people instinctively think jews are liars and have their gut reaction to jews talking about judaism be "assume they're lying." or maybe these are two unrelated phenomena that have no impact on each other and the gentile instinct to distrust the jew has nothing to do with thousands of years of antisemitism they've internalized.

Hey, the ACLU is getting people to send letters to your Reps to have Congress pass the No Kings Act.

This act would make constitutional amendments to ensure that even sitting presidents are held liable for their actions. That NOBODY is above the law.

Their goal is 150k messages sent and at the time of writing this they're about 2.1k off from that goal!

ACLU gives you a prefilled message that you can edit to send to make the process easier, and will send it out for you.

This only takes a few minutes!

'do you think you're superior for not using AI in your work' thank you for asking! yes i do

No citizens of any country are somehow inherently bad or evil because of their government. Full stop. That includes Russia citizens, Israeli citizens, Palestinian citizens, Chinese citizens, Iranian citizens, North Korean citizens, etc.

Everyone in this world is just living their lives, each with their own complex needs and desires and interests and emotions. They all have hobbies and friends and families and favorite foods. They all have their own motivations and varying political opinions and views on their governments. They all weigh the risks of standing out or speaking up and they all make their own decisions about that.

They all fear the same in times of danger. They all feel grief and pain and terror the same. They all love and hate and bleed the same.

They are people. They are no different from anyone else, they are not monsters or caricatures or nameless bodies in videos. Complexity and humanity are not exclusive to your country, to people like you.

This

“If I have one message to give to the secular American people, it’s that the world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don’t know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you.”

- Marjane Satrapi

Not sure why exactly @once-a-polecat chose to cut off the last sentence of this quote, but it says: "And our governments are very much the same." [source]

rip gideon nav you should've been drinking a baja blast from Taco Bell