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mofsblog

Oh boy pinned post because there's a bunch of a new twt people. Anyways! This blog supports mspec lesbians/gays and every other "contradictory" or complicated label or identity because I'm not gonna label police other queer people about their own experiences and identities when there's fucking politicians who want us dead rn ^^

If you disagree with this, go learn your history

Oh I have an art blog now but it's mostly malevolent fanart @thecurtainswereblue

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Wait so we know that like. Alexander is Lillith. In the house scratch was reunited with a woman with raven hair and alabaster skin (<- exact description we get of Lillith in the expanded cthulu mythos) and not only does that line up with how Lillith is Nyarlathotep's daughter in the mythos, how yorrick said she is of similar power to kayne, but also how kayne mentioned her in ep 20 and said this

IS ANYONE HERE CONNECTING THE DOTS THAT KAYNE DID SOMETHING TO LILLITH OR DOES ANYONE JUST NOT TALK ABOUT IT.

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alkalineleak

U dont want a mouthwashing ship U want the 2020 among us ocs. Be honest with yourself

And lets be real. That was the pinnacle of fandom. Let's dp that again

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karlachfan89

I love posts that are like "heh those 10000 note posts will NEVER happen to ME" and then their mutual whos mutuals with big blogs reblogs it and it gets a million notes because all my friends are obscure ass bitches and none of my posts will ever break 26 notes max

I'm disappointed by the lack of soup in this post.

I'm disappointed by the lack of Doofenshmirtz in this post

Rats are cool

Rat detector detector detected :D

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charatt

Maybe the moon was made of soup cooked by doofenshmirtz and a rat all along.

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pink-furry

Best video ever haha

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pastelmelody

♡♡♡♡ OMG A NEED ♡♡♡♡

This shark onesie is everywhere!! I am pretty sure that this onesie will be the most popular christmas gift this year lol

I have one of these Shark onesies and it was my best purchase this year! is so soft and comfortable. I really recommend it. :) ♡♡♡♡

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holocybin

Terrace paddies in North Vietnam [Shortlisted in National Geographic Photo Contest 2015] by Quynh Anh Photography on Flickr

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nitw

i've been waiting for gravity falls to become relevant again so i could share one of my favorite underrated bits from the entire show. like it's only episode 2 but this whole segment just makes me lose my shit. i think jason ritter's exasperated line delivery is what makes it

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yebreed

A miniature group representing the Ming dynasty royal guard of honour.

Figurines surround the sedan chair in the center. Besides the guards, the escort includes officials, male and female servants, and a tiny philharmonic orchestra.

Unearthed from the tomb of King Yizhuang (益莊王) (1498-1556) in Nancheng, Jiangxi. Now in Jiangxi Museum (江西省場館).

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was reading a romance/erotica novel a friend loaned me and in the middle of the book the main character is chopping vegetables to prep for a whole dinner party with her friends and the love interest shows up and they hook up & his hands go everywhere you’d expect them to and then afterward while she’s still catching her breath on the floor he’s like “I’ll finish this for you 😏” and he PICKS UP THE VEGGIES and knife with his UNWASHED HANDS and starts prepping. I was floored. I couldn’t finish the book. call me what you will. weak perhaps. but i say to you we need editors with a food handlers certificates. we need line cook beta readers that’s what I believe

i did read on to the next scene and they were serving their friends the salad and i felt like i was watching hannibal. i was like no!!!!! don’t eat it!!!!!!!!!!!

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The saga of Peanut the Squirrel

I know this against my will but the owner of peanut was repeatedly warned that he needed to give him up and could not have him without a license, and the reason peanut was euthanized was bc he bit the cop that came to get him and since the owner had never bothered to get him vaccinated for rabies they had to euthanize him (peanut) to test his brain for rabies. So actually this really is pretty much completely all on the owner.

Every cop should get bitten by a squirrel and contract rabies. You’re a shameful coward

I didn't think I had to clarify my point was that every pet should be vaccinated against rabies at a bare minimum, not that peanut deserved to die for the crime of biting a cop. The cop biting part was admirable.

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