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Made a mouthwashing animation yayyy

this is STUNNING?????

Hey, if you never hear from me again it is because I got lost getting to/from my hotel room and am now trapped

I’m honestly not sure I captured all the twists and turns

That's not a hotel that's a Scooby-Doo house

I have to assume there is at least one secret passage and hidden door.

one?? bro we just went on a tour of like 8 of them

i cant get over the king charles portrait. they made that thing to age in his place. that painting hangs in the house of a too-friendly family you find in the post apocalyptic wasteland who inexplicably has a ready supply of fresh meat. if mario jumped into that painting he wouldn't find a charming platformer he would be flayed and hanged like a medieval criminal by an unseeable force in a droning red void. that painting is a color blindness test for people who work in IT but believe in the divine right of kings. that painting is going to weep the sequel to blood. after he dies charles is gonna crawl outta that thing like sadako.

this painting is what ultrakill speedrunners see when they close their eyes. if you showed this to the romans who flogged jesus theyd think this painting is excessive. this painting is the blood cavern from space funeral. it's the color out of space.

jegus tapdancing christ it is actually that bad

Some wild shit goes on in ppls lives

For everyone who doesn’t spend their time on Reddit, here’s the equally wild follow up that OP referenced in the tags.

good news, ive discovered that the maximum dick size in skyrim as per racemenu sliders is somewhere around the distance between riften and solitude, plus a few more hundred or so miles. give or take a little bit for going well beyond the draw distance

YOU GET THE FUCK BACK HERE AND EXPLAIN THAT RIGHT NOW

well damn

“Marge everything is corrupted by capital. Have you ever sat down and read this thing? Technically the way we close a car door is fascist.”

I think people maybe don’t understand that this isn’t an exaggeration – it is literally something Adorno says in this book.

Modern women don’t know how to beat the laundry into submission. All they do is set timer, insert tide pod, put the clothes in the dryer and lie.

“I want to run over old people and children every time I get behind the wheel” I think that might be a You problem, bro

Socialists see fascism in places that religious fundamentalists like William Tapley see penises.

And if it’s radical feminism, they both see evil dicks in everything, just for different reasons.

>capitalism and fascism are basically identical Drink a drop. >every driver wants to run over random pedestrians Tankies projecting madly again.

Running over cyclists is the only relatable thing in that whole page.

Playing Doom on a pregnancy tester.

why? because. 

That pregnancy test has… bluetooth? Wha- wait, what does “Win” do? Isn’t there a key on the row with the spacebar (meta)? SO MANY QUESTIONS!

The keyboard is not part of the pregnancy test. I had to add that in order to have enough buttons to play doom, as previously the test only had two inputs:

* pee on it

* pee on it while pregnant

And this would have made it difficult to play doom, not being enough keys and taking a long time for each input.

this is a ray tracer program. Ray tracers render a 3d scene by simulating a bunch of rays coming out of the camera and seeing what they hit and/or how they bounce. This can be done in excel because excel can be programmed with a programming language called VBA

There is no good reason to implement a ray tracer in excel. Op would be lucky if the robots ever grant them the mercy of death

Every few months twitterinas bring back the “carnivores are a problematic element of nature and we should feed them synthetic meat and make it so they don’t eat herbivores. this is completely normal, feasible and won’t have any kind of repercussion on the ecosystem” discourse

First time I saw that was a guy who had as proposition to create fake prey animals with a robotic exoskeleton and covered in synthetic meat that predators would hunt, eat and then the exoskeleton would get up and go to the lab to get re meated. That was funny as hell

Tiger watching skinless carcass it just ate get up and walk away

Lol.

@blackwolfmanrelives

Um

What exactly is it you’re doing when you go visit your family?

happy pride

okay so spock (the alien in blue) essentially goes into heat. like literal heat like an animal. Anyway, spock’s in bloodlust in this episode and must go back to vulcan to have sex with his finace (or someone. but its supposed to be his fiance) or he’ll literally die. this is called pon farr and some backstory spock is half human and thought he wouldnt go through pon farr so he abandoned his HOT fiance to fuck around in space except oops pon farr happens so. he and kirk (in yellow getting his tits cut open, he’s also spocks captain and best friend) and their other friend mccoy go to vulcan so he can have sex with his fiance or get married or whatever so he doesn’t die. but then spock’s fiance (t’pring) is like no i dont want to marry spock i want to have him fight someone to death (which she can do) and spock at this point is fully in the ‘blood lust’ and is basically not in his right mind and doesnt get what’s happening. and t’pring picks kirk to be her ‘champion’ in the fight (her logic is that if spock dies in the fight she doesnt have to marry him and if kirk dies, spock will be so upset with her he won’t marry her anymore anyway). anyway kirk doesnt know that its a fight to the death and so he’s like of course i’ll do this fight if it’ll help spock and then he gets told it’s a fight to the death and he goes WHAT and right afterwards spock slices his titties open like in the gif. also eventually spock and kirk roll around in the sand and kirk fakes his death and THIS somehow knocks spock out of his blood lust and he goes back to the ship super sad bc he’s killed his ‘best friend’ only to discover kirk’s alive and we see one of his biggest smiles of the series (a big deal bc spock is vulcan and they dont show emotion). anyway this aired as the season opener in 1967. know your history and all that happy pride

weirder with context

https://reason.com/2019/10/11/manchester-teen-griffiths-sex-offender-friend/ 

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/autism-chattanooga-east-ridge-elementary-united-states-nathan-a9119391.html