the problem with all this [blank]-coded stuff is that the human existence is varied and you calling a character coded is just you relying on stereotypes to define a character.

this is something that is a regular occurrence now and it's so weird to me. your black-coded character design looks like my extremely finnish aunt. that character you call autistic-coded for his people avoidance reminds me of my agoraphobia. the ace-coded character is just nervous about his life being 'over' once he marries. that trans-coded character is just a guy who isn't 100% masculine at all times.

Multiple screenshots I edited recently to make grunkles look like cousins

I wonder if there’s an au like this, if not Im gonna make one

When I read “make grunkles look like cousins” I immediately got slapped in the face with memories from when I was a little kid and my family would go over to my aunt’s house and I’d play video games (mostly just Kirby in Dreamland cause the controls were easy to learn) with my cousins in their rooms while the adults were downstairs singing karaoke and blasting music so loud it would make the literal house vibrate.

I’m sorry OP that was so fucking random but you just unlocked a core memory for me. Thank you.

i dont consider myself a 'fashion guru' by any means but one thing i will say is guys you dont need to know the specific brand an item you like is - you need to know what the item is called. very rarely does a brand matter, but knowing that pair of pants is called 'cargo' vs 'boot cut' or the names of dress styles is going to help you find clothes you like WAAAYYYY faster than brand shopping

this also goes for aesthetic or -core titles. 'y2k tank top' is going to get you resellers and fast fashion brands advertising to people looking to meet a current trend. 'thin strap crop tank top' is going to get you a diverse group of results and not upcharge you to hell and back

additionally, shop second hand when you can, second hand and thrift sites typically organize clothes by the cut and color. theyll be more affordable than a depop seller curating you a style to sell you

useful terminology for different kinds of clothing shapes :)

Alright everyone. What is your pets' life's mission? Robin's is to be inside the dishwasher and Sparrow's is to dig all the way through both the hardwood floors and my boots

Best part of this post is going through the notes trying to figure out what kind of animal everyone has based on their name and life missions

Half Life 2 is free for the 20th anniversary

Left 4 Dead 2 is also $2 and free to play this weekend. I'd highly recommend picking it up.

Made a mouthwashing animation yayyy

this is STUNNING?????

I understand that museums have to be dark because light can destroy fragile artifacts. That said, I’m always afraid to walk around the blind corners because what if there is a skeleton

Okay yes sometimes there’s a skeleton, I understand how museums work. But I mean what if it gets me

Fact: you can absolutely kick a skeleton's ass. You are a skeleton wearing biological power armor. Skeletons of adult humans typically weigh less than 30 pounds. You are in a superior weight class by orders of magnitude.

i wish someone had told me that when i was a kid and terrified of having to fight a skeleton

Why must we fight the skeletons? Maybe they’re also enjoying the museum. Be courteous to your fellow patrons

Fuck. Last movie I watched was Rocky Horror.

I watched Scream lmao

dammit I KNEW I should have watched Tron again to cleanse my palate from The Brave Little Toaster

Well, right now I’m watching G Gundam, so… I guess I’d be a mech pilot in the Great Gundam Fight?

I would probably be one of the jobbers that only shows up in one episode to have my mech knocked out by the main character to show off of cool he is (Arachno Gundam, we hardly knew ye). But hey, if I get to pilot a goofy-looking robot before then, I’m happy!

And I do think that I could look pretty good in those skin-tight latex pilot suits.

Halloween Baking Championship. Worst I get is embarrassing myself in front of the fabulous Zach Young.

Meth dealer/producer, former High School teacher. Also, I’ve just lost Netflix access. My landlord had issues with their sharing policy.

dog time AKA the only reason i've been managing not to overwork myself

death of the author except when its funny

exactly what someone who regularly turns into a dog would say

im having a genuine blast this is like a gender reveal party to me

@unsolids-your-snake Make sure to take your dog time

Youre assuming I don't regularly lay on the floor or demand my husband pet me

Ahhhh, nothing quite like introducing an American to the Northern Territory’s “C U in the N T” tourism marketing campaign and watching their face engage in a slapdash performance of every emotion known to man in the span of about three seconds

This is a sample for those not familiar:

The US has something similar for Salt Lake City, Utah.

Or (in Seattle) the South Lake Union Trolley.

The city leaders naming it quickly changed it to South Lake Union Street Car after the obvious acronym got published in the "alternative" paper

booping would never work on twitter or facebook. they just don't have the whimsy.

They would consider it a form of harassment and “booping” would become a right wing dogwhistle

Anything can be a dog whistle if you're a dog

computer cats

“why so yurious”

-the fujoker