this might as well happen

season 3...

can't stop thinking about daniel's daughters in all of this. imagine you're kind of estranged from your dad who always put his career before you, and you find out that in the middle of a global pandemic your father with parkinson's flew to dubai for a story. you're like yeah, par for the course, seems like something he'd do. but then he comes back from dubai without parkinson's, a different eye colour, and the weirdest set of acrylics you've ever seen in your life. cut to months later and he's now promoting his best selling novel in which he claims (and adamantly believes) that he flew to dubai to interview vampires, which are real and walk among us. you're now starting to think that somehow he traded his parkinson's for full blow dementia. and he's still wearing those fucking acrylics.

For those who have read Memnoch the Devil

dead dove do not eat (Lestat eats it)

I love how Dora looks a little too much like Anne rice

You can tell Lestat is catholic not because of the guilt, the saint complex, the nun kink, or any of his many psychosexual issues, but because he won't stop making kids