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I think movies need more sex and i also think that actors need to be uglier and less in shape

Do you hate children yes or no

Yes

Item: in the 1950s research was starting to suggest smoking cigarettes might be bad for you, so one company beefed up their filter with asbestos

Hy can I put my cigarette out on your dog

imagine, if you will, a delightful gnome named Reuben Sandwich

never posted this crochet tapestry that my friend made me for my birthday

smoking the prehistoric weed that was frozen in ice for one million years

i bet haunting people's guilty consciences is fun as fuck when you're a ghost

the vorpal blade

I’m so obsessed with this gif bc obi wan looks like he’s so happy but a little bit nervous to see dex he looks like he’s picking up dex for prom. he looks like he’s in love. in love with dex jettster. fuck you satine obi wan wants a big frog thing with four arms not your hillary clinton self 

Back when i worked i spent 8 hours packaging chicken skewers and the first day i was so exhausted that i couldn't stop shaking and whenever i closed my eyes to sleep i kept seeing chicken skewers and i couldn't get the smell out of my clothes so i did my best to picture images of The Beatles instesd but they kept fading & turned into chicken skewers like in some horrible nightmare and i was miserable

This is what it was like

this is the sweetest thing ive ever read . Hi healthy friend