el muchacho de los ojos tristes

Scientific fraud is the most baffling thing ever to me like do they think they're just going to make a huge breakthrough and no one will notice that it's fake by trying to replicate their results

Yeah actually I just discovered how to turn plastic into gold. Oh you want to know how I did it

Starts running away cutely

men’s bodies 🤤

When was the last time you ate something green and NO GREEN M&M'S DON'T COUNT

Kamala?

How do yall feel about the new undies? 🙈

"which could mean nothing" and other essential phrases for the modern speculator

antipurpose flour this shit will actively kill you if you use it for anything

Had a comfy weekend ☺️

newbie asked if we're supposed to look out for 'red flags' in interlibrary loan requests in reference to a request a patron had made for a book about cannibalism. she was looking expectantly at me like she was expecting me to be equally aghast at this........girl why would you work at a library if you want to play book police

I'm fascinated to know what kind of world this girl lives in. For what reason are those books in the library at all if not to be checked out and read? Are they there as honeypots for Problematic People™? If you check out a Red Flag Book™, you've fallen into the Evil Person Trap™ and need to be taken in for reeducation, I suppose.

you contradict yourself because you contain multitudes. i contradict myself because i am wrong.

i'd rather see 1000 graffiti penises than 1 product billboard. i'd live in dick city if it meant i could avoid advertisements in my daily life.

I will never get over how weird it feels to have tragic and emotional chapters of your life where you just also still go to work, and the grocery store, and see funny videos online all while feeling such paralyzing fear and heartache

life just goes on no matter what

things we need to address:

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here’s more

• misogyny and a concerning amount of young women turning to trad life

• lack of spirituality. humans for whatever reason need this or else they go crazy at the collective level. i personally am not a fan of religion but religion isn’t the same thing as spirituality. essentially, concern with the soul and self-growth than material things. people are looking for this (hence why so many are turning to guys like jordan peterson) but they are looking in the wrong places and being pulled into regressive ideologies that hurt the people around them rather than enrich the lives of themselves and others

um but i also rejoice

oh look my new aussiebums got here