I think this is your most incomprehensible thought experiment yet, congrats.
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@northshorewave I'm more inclined to say "hilarious" than "incomprehensible". There are several innocent children drowning in a pond in front of you. You do not know how to swim. Would you take the Pill That Inflates You Making You Big And Round if you truly believed it was the only way to save them? It is unclear what will happen to you after you rescue the children, though a trusted doctor told you that there were "no health risks, besides the obvious".
I spent a good 30 minutes in total laughing out loud at the various responses. At one point, I was laughing so hard I was crying.
the idea here is that you "become" Taylor Swift on both ends, both from what the pill does and what you need to do to maintain what the pill does. The 'boon' and 'price' are both intended to be the essence of Taylor Swift.
The Moon Prison/Cyro Prison/Cyber Prison poll was intended to test a hypothesis about Tumblr users' moral intuitions, partly by functional decomposition of what prisons do into three options, each with different trade-offs.
Part of how people answer that sort of question is in how much context they want to bring in. We as a society have a special frame for "Spherical Cow in a Vacuum" moral dilemmas such as the Trolley Problem, which are designed to remove context so as to heighten the prominence of a particular moral consideration so that it can be examined.
The Moon/Cryo/Cyber Prison problem has a political dimension, in that even if one prison type might be best if implemented by an "ideal" government, in practice, prison implementation is subject to political considerations and organizational design limitations.
A good way to answer this kind of question is with a conditional fork.
"Ideally, the inmates in cyber prison would be allowed to roam freely in one or more richly-detailed virtual worlds, allowing them the sensation of freedom while ensuring everyone else is protected from their violence. However, in practice, it's likely that either the inmates and the equipment would be neglected (for a variety of reasons), or society would attempt to torture the inmates or 'reform' them using means subject to all the normal problems with bureaucracy."
It's more than the two bits for picking one of the three, but if these problems are intended to sharpen thinking, or just for fun, then that's perfectly fine.
We can do the same thing with the Trolley Problem, this time with three prongs:
"I would pull the lever in the moment and run after the trolley shouting, but in the long term, the trolley company's operations or engineering need to be reformed to prevent future trolley accidents, and more importantly, most problems are not the trolley problem."
For that last bit, an opponent may attempt to get someone to agree to pulling the lever, and then attempt to get them to agree to go along with something else by framing it as a trolley problem and using the agreement as a point of leverage. However, we almost never have the amount of certainty about any other moral problem as we do about the Trolley Problem, and a lot of moral rules are about managing uncertainty. (Some actions are effectively morally unreachable because there's a base rate of other human beings having gone insane, and it isn't possible to establish a level of certainty high enough to clear that possibility.)
The TSwift Pill post is not a carefully designed exercise to functionally decompose the moral nature of Taylor Swift into several options, it's just a fun little joke.
Part of the joke is that it's implicitly framed as a moral dilemma, but it doesn't seem to require any of the trade-offs normally required by such dilemmas, beyond being Taylor Swift.
The other part of the joke...
The one offering you this pill appears to be Taylor Swift herself. It is unknown whether or not you can transfer or sell the pill, or what will happen if the pill is in your possession and you do not take it.
...is the implication of unknown unknowns that may indicate that this problem may not be a 'moral dilemma,' but a 'fae bargain.'
Being Taylor Swift is incredibly valuable. If you can take a pill to become Taylor Swift, why haven't more people done so already? If you already are Taylor Swift, why would you give someone else a pill to become Taylor Swift?
or elements of your original identity will be slowly erased - photographs and records will disappear, friends will forget they ever knew you, and projects you completed or art you created will be attributed to someone else or vanish, for instance.
Why does the specification contain mechanics that would mostly be relevant to quitting being Taylor Swift and returning to your past life if, as-written, there is no method to stop being Taylor Swift once the process starts?
Obviously, one answer is just that one's past life is being used as a hostage by the spell, burning the bridges and thereby forcing one to become Taylor Swift no matter what. You're either Taylor Swift or you're Taylor Swift. There is no other option. (This is just the first loop more aggressively - the benefit is that you're Taylor Swift, and the price is that you're Taylor Swift.)
Another answer, particularly if the offer is made at the beginning of a story, is that there is some unexplored procedure to stop being Taylor Swift. In this case, because there is only one known public Taylor Swift, there probably are no more than a handful of Taylor Swifts active at any time, which suggests that the pill-offerer may be trying to quit being Taylor Swift and dump the effects off on the potential pill-taker.
Why dump the effects? Well, maybe it's not as beneficial as it seems.
From a narrative perspective, it's likely that the pill-taker would receive the offer early in the story, take the pill, start becoming Taylor Swift, and then either find out the benefits don't outweigh the costs by as much as expected, and then either... (a) attempt to end the curse [linear], (b) become "addicted" in some way and meet a bad end [linear], or (c) pass the "curse" off onto someone else [cycle].
It's like vampirism, only instead of involving a tougher ethical dilemma where you must kill or weaken others to survive, you're just Taylor Swift. The payoff is high and the ethical price is silly and small compared to other offers, making it absurd.
For narrative purposes, however, the original description of the pill's effects should be relatively accurate, so that the reader doesn't feel cheated.
To be honest I don't think there's much opportunity to really raise the readers' level of understanding with such a story, so it would be something that I'd attribute to a Clint Manstock book.