THE LORD OF THE DINGS: RETURN OF THE PORN BOTS (2023) ↳ dir. @staff (like, please, someone make this stop)

pls consider: dwalin pulling bilbo aside like “please shag him, i have had to listen to him mope and cry about you every goddamn night for the past six months, i am dying, please”

In which Faramir is way too adorable for his own good

Bilbo, knowing for a fact Thorin doesn't know what flowers mean to hobbits: Can I braid some flowers in your hair?

Thorin, knowing for a fact Bilbo doesn't know what braids mean to dwarves: Oh of course, what a nice gesture of friendship.

Gandalf, a few feet away: Are they getting engaged before realizing they love each other back????

SO WEAK

For the @tolkienrsb

This is for between vices and virtues by my beloved @lordoftherazzles 💞💕💕

the final kiss 😭😭😭😭😭😭 i can't believe it is over!! this was an amazing project and working with razzle was an incredible experience 💕💞💕💕