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Why Does Megatron Not Like Optimus Prime: A Transformers One Animatic

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MEGATRON reads from a paper card while Bumblebee and Optimus Prime stand in the background.

MEGATRON: Why does Megatron not like Optimus Prime?

OPTIMUS PRIME, smugly: Oh wow, why don’t you like me?

MEGATRON: Well one, he has the most radiant blue eyes…

OPTIMUS PRIME stares in shock, blushing. BUMBLEBEE peers over with a 🏳️‍🌈❓ above his head.

MEGATRON: and it’s really unfair because Megatron has jaundice.

A tiny MEGATRON with bulging yellow eyes lies tucked into bed.

MEGATRON: So like Optimus Prime gets these beautiful crystal pools…

MEGATRON gestures to a giant projection of a close-up of Optimus Prime’s face, blue eyes dazzling and surrounded by shoujou bubbles.

MEGATRON: and I’m just like: headlights.

OPTIMUS PRIME lies awake in the dark next to MEGATRON, who gets up and opens his eyes, instantly sending blinding beams of yellow light outwards.

MEGATRON: and that pisses me off.

OPTIMUS PRIME raises a hand, saying, “wait you like my eyes?” and MEGATRON pushes him backwards with a hand on his face.

BUMBLEBEE: like— like old headlights

MEGATRON: it’s not fair

BUMBLEBEE: like on, like on a ‘97 Camry

An image of a ‘97 Camry with angry yellow eyes drawn over its headlights appears above his head.

MEGATRON: Like a, like a jalopy

An image of Mater from Cars with angry yellow eyes drawn over his eyes appears above his heads

End card: [Thanks for watching! @magicmooshka]

MEGATRON, OFFSCREEN: Can Transformers eat human food?

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