Sympathy for the Jevil

"Funny you should say that, Mr. Frog, but those coffee grounds we found at the murder... Well, they were Wilkins Coffee. Now see, the thing that bothers me, is that the victim... Well, he didn't drink Wilkins."

We need etsy to get bought by someone who will run it like the navy i need to only see small businesses in eastern europe weaving baskets by hand and anime yaoi keychains with original fanart

Literally need someone with an serial killer level obsession with content moderation to sit at a wall of monitors sniping dropshippers. I need etsy HQ to look and sound like the nerv command center in Evangelion

"love is what makes us human" actually it's 'select all images with boat' but go off I guess

if my partner gave birth to an eraserhead baby, i would suddenly become either the single most obnoxious (or coolest) person in my office. i’d bring my scaryass cow fetus homunculus into work in a little star onesie, have it propped up in a comfy baby swing next to me. “hey guys come check out my fucked up lil baby” i’d announce. and my coworkers could take turns givin it little hawlms of food that i homemade specifically for it. bonus: it can giggle maliciously along with me when my shitty boss or coworker visibly fucks up.

blank room soup mukbang

get smushed!!

shout-out to Wembley man, a yapper after my own heart

Ngl I totally forgot fandom discourse was a thing. I don’t care man, I have car payments

starting a collection

re-educate

this got so many notes so fucking fast i thought tumblr was glitching out

Your children's show unfortunately has the absolute wrong take on tackling fascism. Yeah the power of friendship angle is showing a dismal lack of understanding of Marxist theory or even intro-level Leninism. Yeah my only two interests are children's media and online leftist discourse so this is gonna be a problem.

Man, I’m glad Gravity Falls is getting this resurgence.

I still miss it