Amazon: *Releases LOTR teaser*

Me: "Evil cannot create anything new, they can only corrupt and ruin what good forces have invented or made." - J.R.R. Tolkien

i can’t believe it took me this long to make this joke

#teaching aliens your earthly customs like

burger friend-shaped

pondering my Steam Library 

Witcher book fans when yennefer betrayed Geralt & Ciri :

Ellie’s reaction to Tim saying he wants to be in whatever car Alan’s in

the fact that out of everything that has come out of this hellsite, answering that jake gyllenhaal ask with “why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this” is the ONE thing that’s gonna follow me around wherever i go is……cursed

girl help in order to obtain the exact content i want i must create it myself

constantly opening and closing this app like a fridge

This game hates me

Bonus: Link’s reaction:

this site makes a poem out of your birth chart and it’s so cool