STARSHINE

sure, we can fuck... you gotta follow me into this dark ominous forest first though okay?

white pikmin are my favorite kind of pikmin and it’s all cuz of that one gif

violence 4 life

I can be normal about things. Don't look at my blog.

scared out of my mind. anyway i love you

love talking about weather. like yes girl the heat or lack thereof ❤️

when i was really little and had just learned how to write my full name . i noticed my twin brother had really messy handwriting. while mine was like … as nice as it could be for a little kid. so i wrote my name in his handwriting on a wall and i waited to see who our parents would get mad at . and they blamed him. and that was when my life of crime began

all joking aside it’s really funny that like little kids do things like that sometimes . my mom would look at her phone everytime she was at a red light so i got into the habit of saying “green” once the light changed so she would know . one day i was like “i wonder if i say green while it’s red if she’ll go” and so i did . and she did . and i got yelled at real bad

though looking back on it what the hell was she doing relying on like a five year old . who was a chronic shoplifter and liar . for that . i’m surprised we didn’t get into more accidents

My mom is Deaf so when I was like 5 I plugged all the drains in the bathroom with towels & toilet paper and turned the bathtub and sink on full blast before we went out to go shopping cause I knew she wouldn’t hear it and I flooded the entire house for no reason

ok that is some nasty shit i can’t even believe the amount of damage that would’ve done 😭

fyi if we’re mutuals you have full consent to be as feral as you want in asks and dms

Please Excuse My Desperate Anguished Screams

Hey, no homo, but I am sitting on the broken swing set out back in the perfect, quiet, 2:00am blackness and picturing the softness of your voice and the darkness of your eyes with such perfect and terrible clarity that it feels like I'm choking on my own heartbeat.

Now I'm eating croutons straight out of the bag.

Still no homo ?

I'm gonna level with you, friend: I am eating these croutons gay style.

i love this character so much......i hope they get seriously injured and almost die

When the corporate customer service quiz has this as a question:

And you have to decide if you want to pass the course or be true to your heart.

see when people try and nitpick me because i call my dog "my dog" when it's technically "the family dog".......well first of all i still call my brother "my brother" and not "the family boy". although maybe that should change. second of all sorry i'm still thinking about the family boy. btw i fell asleep while making this post last night and i think you can tell

got too much love inside me so I’m letting it slip out with random ily’s so I don’t get sick with it. kinda like blood letting but with love instead. anyway. ily. idiot.

video games should let you throw all the items you saved up so far into some big awful soup that defeats the final boss in one hit