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Mister-Saturn

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JESSE | 32 | HE/HIM | Lover of Nintendo and indie games, alternative music and cute furry stuff. I make art. Likes and art can be suggestive at times, be warned.
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toastpotent

if i had a dollar for every pixel in this image i’d have 15 cents

if i had a dollar for every ounce of rage i felt in my body after i read this comment i would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

actually I did the math, they would have $225, not $0.15

sis i’m right here….

if i had a dollar i would buy a can of soda :)

while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

sorry i only have a dollar

hey I just realized my friend Vriska is right, they would have $22500 not $225

^my friend Vriska

if i had $22,500 i would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

You can buy anything you want with $22500

yeah and they want soda and apply juice

apply juice to what

directly to the forehead

Great post guys

I just had a brilliant idea. Someone should take screenshots of this post and put pngs of anime characters next to all of the users

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At least, the final page of chapter 17 is here. And I deeply appreciate everyone's patience with the rocky update schedule of this thing. Admittedly, this chapter was a mess behind the scenes and I need to set that right next time. As such we'll be on hiatus until January 7th, to make sure things are caught up (and cause of the holidays) So I hope you all have a wonderful holiday season and we'll be back soon <3

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I think about this cake every day

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tizzymcwizzy

sorry for exposing your tags but this is hilarious

OP, I hope you don’t mind me making an addition:

When I turned 17, we ordered a cake at the grocery store for my party, as we’d done many times before. If you wanted something written on the cake you’d write it into a section of the order form. We requested, very simply, “Happy Birthday Courtney”. When we went to pick it up the day of the party, this is what we got.

The bakery employees had absolutely no explanation for this. The order form, attached to the box, very clearly did not contain any of those extra names. Whomever had done the writing was no longer in, so there was no one to ask how this had happened. The fact that the name ‘Juan’ is misspelled bewilders me to this day. (I’ve never seen ‘Miley’ without the E, either, but it’s believable that someone might spell it that way.) Did this cake slip in from an alternate universe where I’m one quarter of a set of Hispanic quadruplets? Dyslexic Hispanic quadruplets, maybe?

This cake became the focal point of my party. At least two of my friends regularly called me ‘Courtney Mily Jaun Pablo’ for years to come. My siblings and I still reference it sometimes, eleven years later. It is probably the funniest thing ever to occur at any birthday celebration of my life, and may well remain so for the rest of my days.

I love a botched cake.

My name is Jesse and one time yeears and years ago, we got a birthday cake and they spelled my name JeFFe, exactly like that with the capitlization. It became a nickname for awhile and a lifelong inside joke with my family and friends.

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PHEW! Here we are… Chapter's end. And we end with a callback to a much earlier chapter.

I deeply appreciate everyone's patience with the erratic scheduling for this one. It was a touch difficult to get through. But we're here! We'll be taking a break for a couple months to recoup and then properly plan the next chapter…so stay tuned for when we return in November!

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