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A Grimdorks fic lost to the ages
So, 2-3 years ago I wrote a Grimdorks fic. Because of Rose's deal with the Horrorterrors she had to surrender her very being to their examination somewhere in some dark and faraway place. Just before they start to do horrible things to her John appears on the scene and wants to take her back, not giving a shit that a Horrorterror was staring down at them. It demanded John to leave, but he claimed that Rose was her own person and did not care about any of their deals that were bad for Rose, even dropping the "I am altering the deal" line from Star Wars. She adviced against going against the Horrorterrors in such a way but he remained adamant to the point where it jumped John. He batted it aside with the Vrillyhoo Hammer, getting the Mcconaughey result. The Horrorterror's head turned to that of Matthew Mcconaughey, which then split open and its teeth turning to tentacles, each producing a smaller Mcconaughey head which spoke to them in unison. The Horronaugheys were surprised at his actions and demanted to know if he stood up for her because of the hormone-induced feeling humans call "love". John denied, but the Matterrors insisted this was the case and wanted them to kiss. John got flustered and told them that he wasn't going to kiss Rose just because it wanted him to, but Rose knew that this was the best way out and kissed John. The entity approved and allowed them to leave, releasing Rose from her debt. The two left after John appologised for having to kiss him to get out, but Rose didn't mind.
I posted this on a forum back then but the fic was lost to the ages (forum crashes). It wasn't particularly good and I have no idea what went through me when I wrote it: all I remember is that I had recently read an excellent fic by a far greater writer than myself which inspired me to write one myself. Should've saved it...
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