misterruse reblogged
sorcerers are just wizards that commit piracy
wizard: buys music legally
sorcerer: pirates music
cleric: downloads dad’s old cds
druid: collects vinyls from the dumpster
bard: soundcloud rapper
warlock:
Witch: makes her own mixtape
Warmage: only gets good workout music
Shaman: appeases the spirits of sick beats to obtain music
Paladin: buys albums, collections, greatest hits, t-shirts and other merchandize and goes to concerts... but only if the band remains wholesome
Necromancer: summons the spirits of dead musicians to play for them
Psion: forces band to give them free CDs