Puff puff pass

gimme sammich

gib bagul

i’m on the verge of tears because i’ve seen this post tons of times but today i realized the second reblog is cheezeburger speak for “give bagel” when i thought it was a dark souls boss name like 

A couple restored a school bus on this ...

I see no difference in energy here

James Acaster, Comedian. [x]

im reading about cowboy phrases and sayings and like 95% of them are just solid life advice

like idk how accurate these are but somehow they manage to be both peak shitposting humor and genuinely helpful suggestions

fuck self-help books and therapy, all i need to make it in life is my trusty Cowboy Tips™

Are these cowboy phrases? These just sound like things that my mom would say.

i cant wait to love the fuck out of somebody and not look stupid