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  • Nisetsumuri (にせつむり nisetsumuri) is a slug who carries a shell on its back and pretends to be a snail. Because of its guilt over its dishonesty, it apologizes more than necessary. Because of their similar false identity, it is closest friends with Tokage.

(from Sumikko Gurashi’s Wikipedia page)

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watching nick robinson sitting in a pool with his phone loosely in his god damn hand over the water is always going to be a source of untold stress for me

griffin: checks his phone away from the pool water and puts it down a good distance away from the edge like a good little lad

nick: checks his phone 2cm away from the surface of the water and puts it down literally hanging over the pool’s edge like a demon specifically trying to spite me personally

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this man next to me is on the phone and he went “are you fucking kidding me right now? are you serious?” then he got up and stood next to a cactus and went “im by my favorite cactus right now, and you’re disrespecting me like this?”

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So I put down my Mercy spray (the gold wings) on the hood of the payload (limo car)...

…then saw a Roadhog approach it right after. So, in curiosity, I return to my spray to see if he put something over it.

And I found this

I was not disappointed.

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