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my favorite minor moomin characters are the “bad language” that are personified into funny little creatures

I call this one “piss shit”

fuck & bastard

dickballs

BITCH

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5bi5

I want emo versions of idioms

Like, instead of ““you’re barking up the wrong tree” it’s “you’re panicking at the wrong disco”

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scanalan

You can lead a horse to Evanescence but you can’t bring him to life

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