#anyway – @misscrazyfangirl321 on Tumblr

Hello welcome my ADHD themed gameshow, "So you were holding it literally moments ago but now it's gone" the where YOU look for whatever you were just holding while going increasingly mad

magicalgirlmindcrank

I'm just trying to get the mood right

firetinasty

Reblog if you didn't notice the missing words

#i've seen this post many times #and every time i forget there are missing words until i get to the comment #and every time i'm like 'oh. didn't notice.'#anyway

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justalittlebluetiefling

Multiple people have said VIBES and my brain is actually melting.

#listen in an ideal world i'd sort them by genre then author #but actually they're sorted by 'where can i fit them on my shelves?'#by height i guess #kinda #not really #polls #books libraries and reading oh my #more like 'where can i shove this book' than 'sorted by height'#anyway

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ryebreadgf

it used to be 2007 you know

ryebreadgf

#me: oh cool there's a new kiddo on the site!#me after doing the math: .... that human is nearly an Actual Adult #anyway

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ellakas

a hymn for all the single ladies wishin for marriage

#prev:#shout out to all the girls who are happy being single and don't want to get married could never be me #mood #like. idk. i w a s happy being single. for years.#but then in the last couple of years my heart has just gone '!?!?!?! now?!?!?!'#so #i've joined the Yearning #anyway #Christianity

misscrazyfangirl321

Love the problems I have in dreams sometimes.

I dreamed I was working in a hospital, and if I stayed on this path I'd become a doctor. I realized very urgently, part way through the dream, "I don't WANT to be a doctor."

... Bestie, I work retail...?

#i speak #ahdhdjjsjs #also the mental image of an 'entry level hospital position'#like i'm sure there are but. instead of school or whatever it was JUST working one's way up the ladder #like you start off sweeping and one day you're doing surgeries #no education required #anyway

misscrazyfangirl321

Also I introduced my parents to the Walrus vs Fairy question and they both said they'd be more surprised by the walrus.

#i speak #what my mother knows of tumblr #i wasn't surprised by my mom bcs her brain tends to work like mine #but i was more surprised by dad bcs i figured he'd get more hung up on the 'fairies aren't real' thing #he did not #instead he did the math of how long it would take the nearest walrus moving at top speed to get to us #over a year i think #anyway #walrus vs fairy #fairy vs walrus

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imissthembutitwasntadisaster

And in a different genre of story Orpheus would have heard nothing and he would have turned around and Eurydice wouldn't have been there because the gods did lie to him, maybe myths say this is what the world is built on but there are other smaller tales which say don't trust authority rely on your senses be brave be quick be clever and so Orpheus goes back and finds Eurydice and brings her to the world again because Hades made an oath and broken oaths open doors.

#that's true!! 'i would outsmart the narrative' do you even know what genre you're in?#anyway

misscrazyfangirl321

Cannot Describe the love I have for my friend group BTW.

Chaos Friend had a long day with screaming children and was texting the D&D group chat about it.

Assistant Manager Who Definitely Has A Tumblr's solution was for us to call her and scream at her, then hang up.

And it w o r k e d. She was cracking up.

#he just called screamed and hung up (with her permission dw)#i went next #so i called #and said absolutely nothing while she cracked up #and waited like 14 seconds #before f i n a l l y screaming and hanging up #anyway #i speak #who let these dragons in the dungeon?#missy's occupation

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citrussly

formative part of your childhood and/or early internet usage?

or pick whichever one is your main one today. i'm not a cop, i won't know.

#webkinz girlie through and through #i did neopets too but not as much and WHAT DO YOU MEAN N F T SCANDAL???#anyway #polls

misscrazyfangirl321

I'm getting a good grade in student, something normal to want and possible to achieve (graduated 3 years ago)

#i speak #ahfkfkssjakd #commented on a former professor of mine's facebook post and he said something nice about the papers i used to write for his class #normal things to care about at this stage of life #anyway

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Me: Hmmm I need to make some food, I don't go grocery shopping for a couple more days, maybe I'll just make something.

Hmmm, I have gluten free pasta. That's always a good start, and it's something I can pretty consistently make well.

Now for protein. Mmmm I have canned chicken! I can just toss that into the bowl. It's already cooked, low stress, it'll be great.

Ugh, I don't eat enough veggies. Do I have any canned veggies? Oooo, canned corn! I'll mix that in, and maybe-wait, this looks familiar.

Anyway guys I accidentally made chicken noodle soup today.

#i realize this sounds ENTIRELY fake but like. listen. ya girl doesn't cook much.#i was s o excited that these ingredients i was picking out seemed to be going together so well #then i stopped and looked at it #and was like '....... oh'#anyway #my original plan was to drain everything and put tamari sauce on it #but i think i shall leave it as chicken noodle soup #i speak #missy vs food

misscrazyfangirl321

One thing about me is, if I'm joking like I'm going to throw something at you, and you give me a vaguely unconcerned/amused look and then tell me "Go ahead, throw it," like you don't think I'll throw it...

I will throw it. Hard.

#i speak #missy's occupation #it was a stuffed animal ok no one got hurt #but #actually in hindsight it was probably a Choice #the person expected me to toss it #but like #you said throw #so i threw #idk man #anyway #(dw i'm not throwing things at guests. anyway.)

misscrazyfangirl321

Ah yes my old nemesis: scrambled eggs

#listen! i like to eat them #but for some reason cooking them is just #The Battle #i've made them: 1) undercooked 2)overcooked 3) bland 4) oversalted (today)#and you might be like 'well missy now you know the 4 zones you need to land between' FALSE #this is not the first time i have oversalted them #anyway #missy vs food