My Sweet Senseless Things

my 3 week old lettuce in the fridge because i forgot about it

Jess.a.creates

I don't need someone to match my freak; I need someone to complement my freak. Accentuate and accent my freak. Plus, we gotta diversify our freak portfolio here -- combine our efforts to cover the greatest amount of freakage instead of seeking freak redundancy.

Me stepping onto the balcony to address my followers

"ladies and gentlemen" <- boring, old fashioned, not inclusive

"transgenders, sodomites, apostates, and critical theorists" <- attention grabbing, inclusive, thought provoking

Fuckin aye, man

@/deddyfatstacks on tiktok

how can i get amnesia on purpose, got linked a vtuber rapping like shit in the group chat yesterday and i want to forget

on sale too, thank you for my life

Reminder to self:

What do you mean?? I took one whole day off! Why am I not immediately recovered from years of barely scraping by at subsistence level???

How to Play a Video Game Correctly:

Are you having fun?

Congratulations, you're playing it correctly!

@kangals