Dash of Mystery to go with Misery

Light answers a tough question

Solidarity

German Listening Comprehension: Buying train tickets in Germany by Fabi Rommel

Merit Brush fill for Guardian Bingo

Ok but John Hannah as Johnathan Carnahan like this, with Oded Fehr like THIS

Because what’s better than one silver fox?

Two silver foxes.

And what’s even better than that?

TWO SILVER FOXES DOING ROMANCE WITH EACH OTHER.

I’m not saying that Universal have to give us a 5 part feature film series about silver foxes Jonathan Carnahan and Ardeth Bay saving the world from evil, but I’m also - no, OK, I’m totally saying that.

The chicken can be the plucky sidekick.

One of the films isn’t even about them saving the world, it’s just them going about their lives, like installment three; shopping at a bazaar and arguing about the authenticity of a ‘cursed’ item for sale, sunset horse rides in the dunes, face palming together as they read the latest letter from Evie about the O'Connell’s shenanigans, special cruise on the Nile. And then someone comments on them being such a romantic couple and it’s all “WHO US? OH NO, YOU ARE CONFUSED MY DEAR! AHAHA, JUST IMAGINE! …. hmmm, just imagine….” And then films 4 and 5 are action packed again and simply wrought with romantic tension dialed up to 11.

Rick and Evy spend the entire 5 film arc playing matchmaker and trying to get them together in an increasingly ludicrous series of nefarious plots, including (but not limited to):

Finally, at the end of the fifth film, Rick and Evy just yell at Jonathan and Ardeth for 10 minutes straight. Evy is like “you have no idea how much of my life I’ve wasted trying to get you two together!” and Jonathan is like “is that what you were doing? Really? It wasn’t very obvious,” and Evy is like “are you joking, I literally gave you a bottle of champagne and locked the two of you in my bedroom last year,” and Jonathan shrugs and he’s like “I thought you just wanted us to get some sleep, I was flattered that you cared for my welfare. Also, you’ve been wasting your time because we’ve been together this entire time, you could have just asked us,” and then Rick flips a table.

I would devour this fanfic tbh.

I live to serve.

this is the only tik tokk ever, actually

The CINEMATOGRAPHY the Drama! The TWIST.

Incredible “Double Sided Bowl Painting” by tothetenthpower

got sidetracked and drew a maleficent look

I’m so glad that I found this post!

Here’s the magic comma, for easier copy and paste than having to copy from a tag directly  (see next line):

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choose your ah fighter: hardcore minigolf edition

+ bonus hosts - team OG

It just clicked.

Hardison is literally a Smart Alec.

*groan*

Bruce Wayne Pleads City Yet Again To Stop Gerrymandering: “This might be what drives me to buy myself a fucking politician like everyone else in my social class,” says the philanthropist.

Bruce Wayne Says Luthor, Queen, Gates Could Stop Pandemic If They Took Action, Challenges Them To “Meet Me In The Pit”. 

 "If we fight with bo staff, I can defeat them in single combat while still maintaining social distancing,“ says Wayne, apparently not joking.

When asked if he thought Wayne was serious, son Jason Todd, 24, said, “Timbo’s the best with a bo staff, but Dad can and will bet up Lex Luthor. I’d be willing to open a betting pool. All the proceeds would go to pandemic relief in the Narrows.”

Mayor Says Red Hood Is Considered Essential, Not His Employees

“It wasn’t like I was gonna have them out there in this shit anyways,” says the druglord. “If anyone does, it’s Penguin or Mask. I’ve emptied out all my warehouses, and they’re open as shelters. Fuck the government.” When asked his opinion on the mayor declaring him essential as part of Batman’s team, Red Hood laughed.

Poison Ivy, Harley Quinn Beg Nightwing To Wear Actual Mask

“It’s like he doesn’t remember that time I almost died of a bioweapon,” agrees Red Robin.

Scarecrow Gives Up Fear Toxin, Saying 2020 Alone Is Enough For Him To Continue His Studies

CDC Warns Joker Safe Gas Masks Filter Gas Particulates, Not Viruses. Bruce Wayne Asks For 2 Weeks

this is going to be all of you guys. also someone take the url "hegelianwife" quickly if it hasnt already been

"Recently we got in a huge fight because he was trying to demonstrate an example of the Hegelian concept of the "unity of opposites" (whatever that means) by claiming that right and left hands are opposite but also identical. I told him this is just wrong and that right and left hands are not "identical" in any meaningful sense (chirality is a basic concept in geometry/group theory: left and right hands are not superimposable). He kept putting his hands together and tried to show how they were "identical" and kept failing (because they're not) and then got angry and stormed out of the house. I haven't seen him since (this was about a day ago) and texted him and haven't heard back."

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My favorite part of the thread was when everyone was like, "This had me going until the framed picture of Hegel; great joke but obviously fake." but then all the academics in humanities chimed in and said, "No, honestly that's the most believable part of the whole thing."

Contemporary Indian menswear is, especially compared to the drabness of Western menswear, magnificent stuff, and I truly wish I could get away with wearing it in the (mainstream American) context in which I live without looking like an absolute twit. Ah well.

There’s an interesting story to how Western menswear got drab, but I am not the person to tell it because I know only the general outline and would get all the details wrong.

I like a well-fitted tuxedo as much as the next person, but the tyranny of the “classic” suit and tie in US men’s formalwear is so tragic. Most guys don’t know to dress themselves nicely to begin with, and can’t afford to do so anyway. Suits only look good when they’re perfectly tailored, but if we still wore capes? Draping fabric? Intricate patterns and bold colors? Imagine how much better suits would look if embroidery were normalized and decoration extended beyond tie pins and cufflinks.

Teen Titans Theme Song

Left Ear: Japanese, Right Ear: English

THIS SHOULDVE BEEN THE FUCKING THEME SONG

i caNT BREATHE

My lord. The sound is better than I imagined.

YOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

CAN WE PLEASE BRING BACK THE ORIGINAL???