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Greetings and salutations, we are back on our bullshit, now with @meredithmcclaren and “alternative lifestyles” of the fish & famous.
90% of this gag comes from a @postcardsfromspace minicomic I am proud to own, Jay’s Namor is canon, fight me
Baby, don’t hurt me.
Don’t hurt me
BEFORE I EVEN SAW MY NAME I felt personally attacked
What about that one time Namor needed a lawyer
For as long as I don’t watch the Daredevil series, I can believe this is the plot of at least three episodes of it.
I am going to have to retract the statement I made yesterday about Captain America’s wings being too small to generate any significant lift
turns out i was wrong
DEAD WRONG
I’M GLAD YOU REALIZED THE ERR OF YOUR WAYS AND MADE ART TO COMMEMORATE IT AND ARE THOSE STAR PASTIES ON STEVE’S NIPPLES I LOVE YOU.
#emma and namor turn up in iron man #namor is too appalled to speak for a whole five minutes #emma laughs a lot but then looks around some more and begins to feel pity #’not even tony stark deserves this’ she says #she shakes her head sadly #’im gonna put him out of his misery’ #tony is pleasantly surprised when he sees them! #’you are two of the biggest shits i know but i’d almost forgotten what other characters look like so it’s nice to see you i guess’ #namor gets ready to deliver a scathing critique of tonys life universe and everything #but before he can even start emma knocks tony unconscious and induces a coma which will last until gillen gets taken off the book #’dont say i never do anything for you’ she says as she sashays off #namor pouts a lot #IM becomes a book about rescue and war machine kicking ass together while tony makes a lot of cute sleepy faces (via pottsresilient)
… i… i would read the shit out of that
