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Dash of Mystery to go with Misery

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Imagine Cap's identity reveal happening years later when he's already over 18. Like, they would have been working together for a whole decade, laughed together, cried together, introduced him to their spouses etc and then suddenly. Boom, lightning, and he's actually some college kid. The whole League immediately starts panicking and doing the math in their head while Billy's just like-

"Statue of limitations", with a shit eating grin preferably. Come on, he's been losing sleep over this for years, now's their turn to let it mess with their heads.

Imagine them calling it a day and going home, trying to relax after that hectic mess and then it suddenly hits them-

Clark staring at the ceiling in his pajamas, "I punched a 10 year old once. And really hard too."

Wally stress eating cereal, "I always liked the guy because I felt we were on the same wavelength. What does that say about me that I can hang with a literal sixth grader and not even mind? No, wait, don't answer that."

Arthur venting to Mara, "I had lengthy discussions trying to convince a twelve year old to go out for drinks, on multiple occasions."

Most of Young Justice, "he's younger than me and he's been the on-and-off again den mom for years!"

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Billy, on his eighteenth birthday:

"Oh! btw guys, it's my birthday today!"

"Oh, wow, all these years and you never told us, happy birthday man"

"Thanks!"

"mannnn 'all these years' is RIGHT, I've got grey hairs and a permanent backache. I'd swear you haven't aged a day Cap, what's your secret?

"magical transformation sequence. I have two 'forms'; my other one has been aging this whole time."

"ah, damn, guess not even demigods are so lucky as to have eternal youth, huh? how old are you now, anyways?"

Billy:

"Eighteen."

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remember how we got the Wonder Woman trailer about 11 months in advance with huge fanfare at SDCC and people complained that WB purposely wasn’t promoting the movie? and now the M/CU is releasing its first woman-led solo film in march and not only do we not have a trailer, but there wasn’t even a panel at Comic Con to promote it? yeah. 

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Anonymous asked:

I'm all for a female driven Marvel film, but it should be Captain Marvel, not Black Widow. The character is way more popular with comic readers. Which may not be a big enough reason on its on except that Carol is just generally a more interesting character AND a better role model for girls than Black Widow.

Yo, anon, I’m sure you didn’t upset me intentionally, but this ask made me really angry.

Not because I don’t have answers. There are plenty of answers that I could throw at you, justifying why I want a Black Widow movie in particular, or arguing your specific points. No, this ask upset me because, for a second, my brain started whirring with all the answers you wanted to provoke me to give.

Well, you know what? No. You are not going to trap me into getting into a fight over which woman in Marvel is such a special snowflake that she somehow ~deserves~ to be the one woman to get a movie among all the men. I’m not going to get sucked in to arguing against Carol, who I adore, to justify my love of Natasha. It goes against everything I love about both Carol and Nat to place them in some kind of steel cage match for dominance to be the One True Token Lady.

Black Widow and Captain Marvel are both amazing, talented, competent characters who transcend their superhero archetypes, who are noteworthy for their personalities as well as their genders, and who are both currently headlining comic series that fans love. A Captain Marvel movie could not be a substitution for a Black Widow movie, any more than vice versa, because the characters are not interchangeable. They’re vehicles for telling dramatically different stories.

If you don’t want a Black Widow movie, that’s fine, although I’m not really sure why you’ve chosen to share this unsolicited opinion with a tumblr dedicated to literally nothing but that goal. But don’t you dare try to divide and conquer fans of female characters. We have women like Natasha and Carol to look up to. We are not buying into that petty divisive crap anymore.

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the-dream-operator:
deerworld:
thedevil-wears-westwood:
Look at this and tell me Natalie Dormer isn’t perfect for this role. Can we try our hardest to get Marvel to notice this haha.
HOLY SHIT. I’m on board.
NATALIE DORMER WAS ALREADY IN THE MCU. OR DO YOU WANNA EXPLAIN WHY CAPTAIN MARVEL TIMETRAVELED TO THE 1940S TO MAKE OUT WITH STEVE ROGERS
Do we have to explain how Captain America and The Human Torch have the same face? I don’t think so. Or maybe the extensive plastic surgery Bruce Banner must have undergone to look like Mark Ruffalo instead of Edward Norton.

Captain Marvel travels back in time to make out with Steve because he would’ve picked a different shield made of a less awesome substance then vibranium which would have faltered in a critical battle thereby allowing Red Skull to take over the world. Carol from that universe goes back in time and makes out with Steve, which causes Peggy to shoot at him while he’s holding the vibranium shield thus proving its effectiveness and saving the future.

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I see this empowering act of self-naming as being not only an iconic moment in the character’s history, but as being totally consistent with her history. Carol has consistently marked times of big transition in her life by taking on new names, and even her old Ms. title fits this tradition, as it was originally created as an overtly political opportunity for women to choose their own name. In addition to this empowering self-naming moment, DeConnick’s Carol Danvers is all about inspiring self-actualizing statements: ‘I’m an Avenger,’ ‘I’m Captain Marvel,’ ‘we will be the stars we were always meant to be.’ It’s enough to give you faith in the power of self-invention, and it’ll also probably make you want to run off and save the world and punch dinosaurs in the face.

*cries quietly in the background*

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