please tell me all your thoughts about Kamala meeting Batman and her fic of him and what she'd think about Supes and Wondy too. pretty please?
I didn’t get that far! The line in the post just reminded me of Kamala referencing that quote from the Quran, and then it all escalated!
I think if she met Batman, he would kind of want to adopt her - she is very cute and smol and brightly colored by Gotham standards, and he wants to know does she need adopting maybe? - but she says no thank you, because she has a family.
Probably there is fanfiction about how Batman is soft and squishy inside, even though he’s all “Hn. Grr.” on the outside. Reviewers think it’s OOC but Kamala knows better.
Supes … I’m not sure. Oh! Probably fanfic where he has a team-up with Batman and they go to like … I don’t know, an alternate dimension made of candy (ala Confection in Seanan McGuire’s Beneath the Sugar Sky) with like … giant cupcakes and stuff.
Okay probably there’s a crossover because Kamala is, obviously, a big fan of Captain Marvel, and probably likes Diana a whole bunch for similar reasons, so fanfiction where they meet and just like … punch everything and are bestest friends, just makes sense.
Kamala bringing up fandom in that rambly nervous way because sometimes you gotta babble while you fill the silence, right? And Dick nearly dying of laughter hearing about the SuperBat ship (and the alternate shipname, ManMan and its history in fandom).
Tim would probably chime in at that part, and Damian would be all curious but not wanting to admit it? also Barbara cackling over the comms and she’s totally sending Dick shippy fanart while they’re on stake-out.
Also I think Kamala and Steph would get off on a wrong start, but once they get past that misunderstanding, those two would get along like a house on fire. They seem superficially pretty different but I think while they have different issues, they’d find the other’s pretty relatable, and idk I can just see that dynamic going well?
Cass... Kamala would probably love Cass, but also be kinda scared of her? Or think she hates her? Because Cass is intense and not the best at words and Kamala has a insecurity streak like any teen. It’d probably take someone pointing it out for her to realize that’s not the case, but also I think she would kinda doubt it coming from Tim or Dick, but from Bruce or Steph that make her think? Or ohhhhh Alfred. Yes, Alfred the Master of Advice.
She would fucking adore Alfred.