9. Describe the first time you read a smutty fanfic. What ship was it and what kinks were involved?

Um. Probably Yu-Gi-Oh? I’m not quite sure, it was German anyway (back in my animexx days) Or it might have been Drarry, my first fandom friend was writing a lime Drarry fic. Ooh boy, animexx restricted smut behind 18+ limits :D

So it might’ve been that pkmn story after all which got me into fandom shenaningans where I can’t quite remember whether it was Misty/Ash or Gary/Ash (but I remember Giovanni being Ash’s dad and having experimented on Ash’s DNA with Mewtwo DNA and that he had a lost twin xD)

13. Ever been caught reading smut/writing smut/drawing smut/looking at smutty drawings?

Got caught reading so often I can’t even tell :D I got a pokerface where that is concerned though and no one read over my shoulder or nothing. Most recently, Dad caught the name of my open writing pad (it was named Kinky Threesome Mermaid Porn, so) but he didn’t say anything.15. Oh shit you croaked without getting rid of the fandom stuff you saved to your computer. What’s your next of kin or friend going to find when they turn on your computer?

I never get rid of those tabs. If anyone actually needs my personal laptop (it was password-protected during most of my awkward teenage years, after bb bro acidentally deleted all my open tabs AND history) they’re just gonna open a new tab. I’ve always got at least 20 open, they never check them out (or at least haven’t said anything!)

In our family, everyone has their own computer (Dad is an informatician with diploma and all) so it’s never really been a problem.

15. Most used phrased?

Lately it’s been “let’s be honest” which seems to be a popular phrase in Germany anyway. “Also” for English, and “seriously” in both :)

23. If you could spend a week anywhere in the world, where would it be and why?

Like a vacation? I’m really not sure. I haven’t travelled much in my life, and I really like to stick with my family. I want to visit Japan and Egypt in my lifetime yet, but I’m not feeling either right now. And I’ve been to Greece often enough. I guess Italy would always be a good choice?

Or visiting people. In France. Or Norway. You know, people I only know via internet (though I need some more encouragement before I brave the US of Crazy, even for you peeps)

47. How would you like to be remembered?

As someone who helped. As someone who did something noteworthy. But if all else fails, I want to be remembered by friends and family as the person that had an open ear for their troubles and a comforting shoulder.

77. What is your favorite accent?

In English, I find British accents pretty hot.

In German, well I basically grew up around a Silesian accent (grandma is from Silesia), so I really like that dialect. Foregin-accent wise would have to be Russian though, specifically Ukrainian accent (though Roman is pretty nice too sometimes…)

85. What do you typically have for breakfast?

Typical… breakfast… haha… ha… (depends on how much time I have till class really, most of the time just an apple or some bread with paste. If I wake up late I might just skip to lunch altogether)

88. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep?

50… 56? I think? Back in high school, I had class all day, read fanfiction through the night, went to class again, read fanfiction all night and then had to go to class for another 8 hours. Then I fell into bed and slept till dinner - never again, I tell you.

9. Put your music player of choice on shuffle and list the first 3 songs

Slow Burn by Atreyu (“Wreckage from the past haunts me, shakes me on the bone I know it’s over but I can’t go home tonight.”)

Whisper by Evanescence (“Catch me as I fall

Say you’re here and it’s all over now”)

(Go read the lyrics. It’s all Bucky. Srsly, both of them. I have no clue why.)

Secrets by OneRepublic (“I’m sick of all the insincere So I’m gonna give all my secrets away)

(Well, that sums me up quite nicely. I learned ‘better’ by now but.)

10. Can you curl your tongue?

Yep :D I am genetically able to do this, like the majority of the population (since it IS the dominant trait, but I’ve known people who couldn’t!)

12. Who would be your ideal partner?

I haven’t met them yet, but it needs to be someone that can accept me as I am and is ready to encourage me, whispers sweet compliments in my ear and laughs at my jokes. Someone who won’t be embarassed by my silliness and dirty jokes. Someone I can rely on.

Gender is really not that important - I currently label my orientation as heterosexual-demihomosexual if you were wondering though. It doesn’t quite fit with my latest discoveries anymore (I’m apparently less demi now that I’ve given that a bit more thought) but I’m not ready yet to label myself as pan or bi.

16. Inspiration behind your URL?

I’m a pun-loving idiot and wanted something ‘catchy’. It’s a pokémon joke - you remember missingno? Since I identify as female, I thought “why not Miss Ingno?”

I’m lame don’t mind me xD”

John: What do you consider to be your strongest feature?

Personality-wise? My thirst to help. I really, really like helping people. It’s what motivates me. To gain knowledge, to research, to talk to ppl, to act, to get up in the morning. To be there for ppl, basically.

Looks-wise? My most stunning feature is probably my hair :3 I really really like my long, auburn hair, it really frames my azure eyes perfectly. Ooops, there’s the second :D

In all honesty, I rather like myself as I am. It took a while to get there and I still have some things I’d like to get rid off and some things I still need to gain, but I’m happy as is.

Angelo: Favorote food?

Hm. Does chocolate count? (srsly tho, nougat and marzipane, guys)For lunch I really like tomato soup or rice with all kinds of veggies.

Also, carrots. Kohlrabi (stem cabbage? stem turnip? wtf English why so many names). Both cooked or raw :D