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Crack headcanon: Dabi is nearsighted
Am I supposed to believe a guy who makes this face doesn’t have crap eyesight? So…
What we think Dabi saw in the recent episode:
What he actually saw:
keiid
Wear your glasses, boy
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Aurore Beauréal is Felix and Bridgette’s daughter.
Haha It’s my little stupid headcanon when I first joined this fandom. I just remenbered it for 2 minutes ago and I want to share it with you guys lolol
Okay let me explain:
Aurore has:
- Blonde hair
- Blue eyes
- Twintails
- A…umberella
Similar to Bridgette, right? lololol
“Hello, we are Beauréal family”
“My name is Felix Beauréal”
*Dying of laughing*
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headcanon that 2/3 of otabek’s clothes are sweaters
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Ok But Imagine:
-kuroo and kenma making a youtube channel together -they do covers of songs and stuff -kuroo can play the base -kenma can play the keyboard -its an odd choice of instruments but they both make it work -kuroo has that sorta raspy n jazzy singing voice -kenma doesnt like singing but occasionally he sings and its like angels descending onto earth -akaashi comes over sometimes to hang out and accidentally catches them recording -so he’s just like “whatever” and starts singing with them -akaashi can har m o n i z e -sometimes he brings bokuto and its literally just like a band -bokuto cant sing to save his life but da m n can he throw down some sick beats -sometimes they all do acapella together -or sometimes bokuto just starts beatboxing out of nowhere and everyone just goes along with it -my precious children starting a youtube channel
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Soukoku Headcannons!
this was longer than expected so i just made a separate post;; (special thanks to @chuuyakun for helping me out with some of these!)
1. celebrating is important to chuuya!! -he saved that expensive 1964 monopole to celebrate the end of the war against the guild (ch37) -he was probably saving that 1989 pétrus (ch31) to celebrate something big with dazai (becoming mafia leader one day??) but dazai left the mafia, so there was no point in having that anymore ): so he drank it aLL HIMSELF bc he was so hurt
2. when and how did they find out about their powers? did they always know? did chuuya suddenly wake up one day on the ceiling? did dazai come running and tell him “i’ll get you down!!” ?? did he try to pull chuuya down but the moment he touched him, chuuya just FELL??
3. when they were partners and seen walking around together, the enemy organization people would all go “it’S thEm it’S THEM IT’S THE-”
4. dazai has recorded footage of drunk chuuya on his phone and he group texted it to everyone in the mafia. he also has pictures
5. one of the things that happened when they first met probably went down like this: “what’s with those bandages?” “what’s with that hat?”
6. chuuya can dance well and dazai can play piano and/or violin look at those piano fingers!!
7. when chuuya first used corruption, dazai wanted to stop him early, but mori told him: “no, he can keep going”
8. they both can sing well!! i mean just look
chuuya from ch22
dazai from ch33
9. chuuya knows how much dazai sucks at driving so he never let him drive his car. if they went anywhere with a car, chuuya drives
10. they always drink together after a job to forget the bad things they did and they probably sang karaoke together too
11. chuuya probably tried to help dazai through some dark times by tickling his fancy -like in ch11 when chuuya did the whole “feet turned inwards” thing -chuuya was struggling, but dazai was anticipating…AND HE DID IT -it made dazai laugh and dazai’s face looked so happy omg -why did chuuya do this i need some answers
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fem!Haikyuu headcanons
- Tsukishima on her period is a demon
- Suga hoards all the chocolate when she’s on her period
- Hinata is the flattest flat to ever flat but Kags thinks she’s still incredibly beautiful
- Kuroo’s hair is even longer and even messier and gets into her eyes so much that one day Yaku yelled at her to fucking do something about it and she agreed to let Kenma braid her fringe
- Iwaizumi likes wearing tank tops, halter necks and other sleeveless shirts and it drives Oikawa crazy because those gorgeous arms are on full display
- Y’all thought regular Bokuto was emotional? Wait ‘til you’ve seen Bokuto on her period
- Asahi is hairier than most of the other girls on the team and is insecure about it but Noya constantly reassures her that she’s absolutely beautiful
- Tanaka actually has the biggest boobs in the Karasuno team
- Enno had long hair originally, then during the period of time in which she stayed away from practice, she decided to get it cut short on a whim
feel free to add on!
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more headcanons nobody asked for
- when kiyoko graduates she makes tanaka and noya promise to protect yachi for her, not that they wouldnt anyways
- akaashi is nonbinary and bokuto always tries makes sure everyone uses the proper pronouns
- asahi is afraid of cats
- suga likes really spicy food (like really hot, melt ur face off shit) so thats how he cooks
- daichi on the other hand is a total wimp with spicy food but he pretends to like it bc suga likes to cook for him and he likes suga
- kageyama cant swim
- every month the seijou 3rd years get together on a friday night at iwaizumi’s house to play board games. iwaizumi maki and matsun like to pick games like trouble and sorry so they can gang up on oikawa. when they play monopoly oikawa is always the shoe. they lost the car piece a long time ago bc they were all fighting over it and somehow it got thrown out a window
- yamaguchi is really good at DDR
- lev will eat literally anything
- bokuto and kuroo will try to feed lev literally anything
-natsu likes to put flowers in hinata’s hair. one day she put pretty little pink and white flowers in his hair before he had to leave for practice, she told him that he couldnt take them out bc “it will hurt their (the flower’s) feelings”. hinata is a good big brother and tried to keep as many of them in as he could during practice. obviously most of them fell out and he left little trails of pink and white petals behind him. kageyama messed up a lot during practice that day.
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I think about asexual Genos and Saitama a lot
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ace Genos with no sex drive at all and ace Saitama who occasionally needs to get himself off
ace Genos who doesn’t mind if sexual Saitama frots against him because he just enjoys being intimate with Saitama even if it’s not sexual for him
sexual Genos and ace Saitama who discovers that he can get Genos hot and bothered very easily and takes great pleasure/amusement in getting Genos off but doesn’t care about any reciprocation
ace Genos and ace Saitama who are both afraid the other will want a sexual relationship and not sure if they can provide it
ace Genos and ace Saitama assuming the other is sexual and thinking ‘ok I guess I could do that’ and leading to really awkward attempted sex until they realize neither of them really care about doing it so they stop and laugh and order takeout instead
ace Genos and sexual Saitama (or vice versa) trying to figure out the lines between sexual and sensual and discussing their needs and wants
ace Genos and ace Saitama never worrying about sex because it doesn’t occur to either of them, they just do whatever feels right and nothing more
ace Genos and ace Saitama who don’t even realize they are ace, they just say to each other “let’s wait a while” and never get around to having sex
ace Genos and ace Saitama both having this big moment where they end up blurting out, “I’m asexual” “me too” and then both breathing a big sigh of relief and laughing
ace Genos and ace Saitama who keep touching each other all the time but it’s 100% platonic
ace Genos and ace Saitama being genuinely confused when other people notice they are “together” and keep asking them if they’ve fucked
ace Genos and ace Saitama making dirty and lewd jokes all the time
ace Genos and ace Saitama being completely oblivious when someone directs any innuendo at them
ace Genos and ace Saitama getting rude people who assume they don’t know anything about sex or are too prudish and scared of nudity and that’s why they haven’t had sex but in reality they’re both highly aware of sexual education and could vividly describe each other’s bodies because they are naked around each other all the time they just don’t feel sexual attraction
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On Rin & Haru sharing a bed: Imagine Rin dreaming about eating a big piece of steak and then he abruptly wakes up and finds out a second later that he was lapping and nipping on Haru’s shoulder the whole time. Haru is asleep though, so, really embarrassed, Rin turns around and pretends like it never happened. Though the next morning Haru is shocked when he discovers that his neck and shoulder is FULL of hickeys and bite marks…
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iwaoi headcanons bc i have too many saved and it’s getting to the point where i am concerned about myself
- oikawa loves sweet things but cannot bake for shit so he pesters iwaizumi to bake for him a lot (iwa sometimes does it just bc and it has oikawa smiling for days)
- oikawa excessively uses snapchat filters esp the dog one
- speaking of snapchats, oikawa is that one person all his friends hate bc his snapchat stories are like 100 seconds long?? most of them are just updates on iwaizumi (going out to eat w/ iwa-chan!!, iwa-chan bought me ice cream 💞)
- oikawa and iwaizumi are always casually touching?? like sometimes they don’t even talk and they just have an arm draped around the other or legs on the others lap w/o thinking?? (“do u guys always have to do this” “???”)
- oikawa is such a meme™ but iwaizumi uses old memes and it makes makki and mattsun cry
- whenever oikawa feels overwhelmed, he just climbs over to iwa’s room and falls asleep on his bed (iwa hasn’t locked his window since he was five)
- also yeah their houses are next to each other and their windows right across, a tree separating them (their names are scratched on that tree)
- oikawa is constantly borrowing iwaizumi’s sweaters. he doesn’t know why they’re 100% comfier than his when they have some of the exact same sweaters???
- they’re that couple™ who works out together and go on adventures together while showing off how great they are via Instagram (they have a bucket list of things to do. rescue sea turtles in costa rica, soak in the blue lagoon in iceland, dive in the great barrier reef in australia, etc.)
- they love trying out new sports together bc while volleyball is their #1, it doesn’t mean they don’t like to explore ok
- other sport teams desperately try to recruit iwaizumi for their team even going as far as to bribe him
- iwaizumi likes to switch sports during volleyball’s off season but his only condition is that it can’t get in the way of volleyball
- oikawa reads his horoscope every month (iwaizumi’s too, even checks their compatibility. acts accordingly to it until iwaizumi gets annoyed and tells him to knock it off bc “are you really ignoring me bc some magazine said we weren’t compatible what the fuck oikawa”)
- when oikawa got injured, he couldn’t look at iwaizumi for days and when he finally did, he broke down crying repeating “I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry” all over again
- iwaizumi wasn’t even angry at oikawa, he was just angry at himself for not catching oikawa before he fell
- kunimi unironically calls iwa ‘mom’. the first time, it was an accident but he’s too embarrassed to admit it so he acts as if he called iwa mom on purpose and it’s too late to stop now (oikawa has been desperately trying to make kunimi call him dad)
- the others have slipped up and called iwa mom and oikawa dad before. (the first time kindaichi called iwa mom, he became beet red and apologized 100x)
- iwaizumi doesn’t really care??? he admires his mom so he thinks it’s a compliment
- they have an unintentional cliche family picture of iwa, oikawa, kindaichi and kunimi
- thats all i think
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Haikyuu!! Model!Oikawa AU: (Iwaoi/past!Ushioi) so much guilty pleasure hoh hoh hoh
where:
-Oikawa goes Volley pro to America or Europe(coz ya know, better healthcare)
-Ushi goes with him (coz volleyball and his little wet dream of them being on the same team comes true)
-Believe it or not, Oikawa acutally grows up and he’s not a fucking asshole to Ushi
-they casually hook up after a year, and Oiks moves in with Ushi to save more money + the sex is great, even though they kinda don’t really work out in the actual relationship area
-they are too busy to properly not-work out anyway, because trainings, games, interviews, etc… (both are very popular)
-Oikawa finds himself pondering “How the fuck did this even happen?"during some nights but when he looks at Ushi’s sleeping face next to him he shrugs it off like "meh, it´s not like he´s pushy or jelly when I flirt with other people” + they both meet up with different peeps, still trying to figure out if they can have an actual relationship with anyone else but it never works
-Oiks feels like he should tell Iwa about the relationship development, so he does
-he enters the living room and flops down onto Ushijima who is lying on the sofa with a confused frown, Ushi raises a brow at him in question
-Oikawa huffs and asks: “Are we dating?” U: “Well, I take you to a date every other week, we have sex afterwards and we live together - I should hope so. Why?” O: “Coz I just told Iwa and he laughed at me… for 15 minutes straight and then I hung up.”
-Iwa calls him the next day saying he understands and congratulates him (for what it´s worth) and says that there is a thin line between love and hate and that he kinda saw it coming
-they gradually lose touch with each other after that, the weekly calls fading into one call a month and then a radio silence (it´s the busy schedules and they know it happens in life)
-Iwa still watches Oikawa’s matches and interviews even tho it´s recorded and with a four day delay
-one day Iwa buys the Volley Monthly and finds an article about Oikawa suddenly taking up the modelling career - rumour has it it´s because of an injury and Iwaizumi knows immediately what´s up. Oikawa looks good in the fashionable sportswear, even though he´s usually missing a lot of clothes for some fucking reason
-meanwhile Oiks and Ushi´s relationship gets through highs and downs (as every relationship does) and one evening, after a tiredness-induced argument (this is very variable tho, I don´t want it to be a cliché shit), Ushi is driving them home late. They didn´t turn on the radio coz they are both agitated, but Oiks is trying to calm to the sound of rain hitting the hood and windshield) and, very unfortunately, they have an accident
-*Insert a heartwrenching scene of Ushi (who’s the luckier one)trying to get Oikawa out of the fucking wrecked (or just trying to keep him conscious) car while Oiks, dazed and so much in shock he doesn´t even feel anything anymore, mutely stares at him, thinking he ‘looks so weird with such an expression on his face, your voice sounds weird, too, when you shout’* (HC: Ushi doesn’t raise his voice when he argues, so Oiks never really heard him shouting)
-Iwaizumi is in the metro when a screen on the wall catches his eye unexpectedly - there is a photo of Oikawa in the corner and the reporter has a rather serious look on her face (which is not usually something that occurs when news about Oikawa are reported)
-he sees the headline tho: “Volleyball Star in an Accident!”
-the coffee he was holding slips from his hand and just stands there, in the middle of a mass of people boarding the train, staring at the screen with his mouth open as people push him around
-Iwa tries calling him but he doesn’t get through (he is very, very worried)
-Oikawa wakes up a week later in the hospital with his right leg missing - doctors tell him they had to amputate (Ushi is there with him, trying to console him while he cries his eyes out)
-Oiks picks himself up from the rock bottom pretty quickly tho:
- his relationship with Ushi kinda falls apart (for good this time, but they agree to split up on good terms)
- Oikawa decides to invest some money into cyber prosthetics and such (I blame Deus Ex…. don’t look at me like that)
- He signs in to prototype tests and all that, and in half a year, he gets a custom-made prosthetic leg
- He picks up modelling again, and campaigns, makes motivational speeches, visits amputee kids at hospitals, etc. etc. (blame this article - I can totally imagine Oikawa posing for something like this)
- Life starts to get better again
-now back to Iwaizumi (he works in a hospital btw, ye how fucking original, ryt?), who spent two years in uneasiness, wondering if Oikawa was alright (he read some news about him making a recovery but it was very vague)
-so, one day, Iwa chills in a cafe, and lists through the Volley Monthly (again, in hopes of getting news of Oikawa) FINALLY stumbles upon a 5-page report and his photo (one whole page) (the one above) and almost chokes because he finds out that:
- Oikawa is okay
- He picked up modelling again (futuristic sportswear - this article here, prosthetics, clothes)
- He is looking real fucking good
- He is coming back to Japan for some shoots and rumour has it he’s staying
(Iwaizumi dropped his cup of coffee in astonishment)
-Iwa is happy that Oikawa is coming back but he’s kinda butthurt too coz they haven’t been in touch at all, but it’s not like they were dating or something, what am I going to do?, should I contact him? can I even contact him? Am I fucking fussing because of this?
-the hype subdues over the next week and Iwa returns to his daily routine, busy again when, one day when he’s taking some children to rehab, he stops dead in the middle of the hall because Oikawa is standing right in front of him and he’s looking at him
-*insert long desired reunion hug here* *insert children asking shit here* *insert blushy-blushes here*
-Iwaizumi finds out Oikawa came to do some charity work in his hospital
-they agree to dinner later that week
*notice how this is turning into Iwaoi stuff? yes that was the intention from the beginning*
They live happily ever after!
//god I love thinking about fics I will never ever write//
+I need more fics where Iwaizumi isn´t a whiny bitch about Oikawa and Ushijima getting together, and more fics where Oikawa isn´t a little bitch to Ushijima because Ushi (bless his precious cow farmer heart) deserves all the kokoros
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akaashi’s guide to upset boyfriends:
code green: everything is okay, no one is crying code yellow: bokuto is crying. while this is a semi-occasional occurrence, try to either distract him or calm him down asap with compliments, jokes, affection, offering to play volleyball with him, etc, etc code orange: kuroo is crying. this is unusual, but not unheard of. figure out what is wrong and help fix it, if possible. offer physical affection and (if available) twizzlers code red: tsukishima is crying. (how did you even make tsukishima cry, you monster?) don’t try to placate him; either solve the issue yourself or help him do so. his tears can turn into fury very fast
((code black: AKAASHI IS CRYING WHAT DO WE DO HE DIDN’T MAKE NOTES FOR IF HE’S THE ONE CRYING OH GOD WHO EVEN MADE AKAASHI CRY– TSUKISHIMA NO WE CAN’T JUST HIRE A DEEP WEB HITMAN TO– BOKUTO GET BACK HERE YOU CAN’T JUST FIND THE GUY AND PUNCH HIM– okay wait nvm akaashi just told us to stop fooling around and watch a movie on the couch with him. okay. okay. we’re good. it’s all good. okay. kuroo out))
miza: i h-have a crush on you!
naki: why do you wANT TO CRUSH ME?!?!?!
miza: *screaming internally*
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haikyuu headcanons bc im trash
- Kageyama doesn’t know how to swim
- Hinata 100% unironically believes in ghosts
- Kageyama doesn’t know how read clocks
- Tsukishima cant beat Kageyama at chess and it really pisses him off
- Iwaizumi’s phone background is a picture of him and Oikawa together and Oikawa must not know
- Nishinoya was one of those first-graders who got in trouble for biting other first-graders
- Lev was bullied at school before he joined the volleyball team
- Tsukishima has stretch marks from growing too fast
- Seijou has a team-run instagram account dedicated solely to unflattering pictures of Oikawa
- One time, Akaashi sprained his ankle, and Bokuto insisted on giving him piggyback rides from class to class until he was fully reinstated to practice
- whenever Nekoma has a team outing, they walk in a circular formation with Kenma in the center to keep him from accidentally wandering off
- Bokuto gives the best hugs
- Tsukishima and Akaashi snapchat each other regularly
- Every single member of Aoba Josai has, at some point, given Oikawa Tooru a piggyback ride.
- Tanaka can always tell when Noya is throwing him a suprise birthday party, but he always acts suprised anyway
- Kyoutani Kentarou double-knots his shoes like a loser
- Iwaizumi once tricked Oikawa into eating mud when they were kids
- Oikawa owns one of those “Santa’s Favorite Ho” Christmas sweaters
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- Oikawa is actually a bigger mom than Iwa (one time Kunimi came to morning practice without having breakfast and was met with the fires of hell (Oikawa))
- and when he knows that Iwa is having a Godzilla marathon, he sends him messages every hour to remind him to go to the bathroom and to drink water “NOW, IWA-CHAN. I WILL NOT HAVE MY ACE DEHYDRATED.“
- THO don’t be fooled, Iwa is a mom too -it was during the first few weeks in their third year that Kyoutani actually showed up when Kyou accidentally spiked a ball in Yahaba’s face —> Iwa literary kicked him in the ass for being so reckless and made him apologize to the angry cream puff who had a bloody nose
- the next day he lectured Mattsun for going to bed so late because let’s face it, Mattsun just loves to stay on his phone and forgets that there is a thing like time
- Makki also reads a lot (a fuck ton); the first time Mattsun came over, he was shocked of the Hanamaki household library; actually, the most of the books are in the living room and there are three leather chairs with little tables near them because Makki and his parents just like reading together on Saturday evenings with the TV playing only for a soft background; oh, and he has books littered all over his room, there are even little piles of them, stacked in diffrent categories: “Started but didn’t finish“, “Started, but school and volleyball happened“, “Started and doesn’t know if he wants to finish“, “Recommened by Oikawa, Watari and Mattsun“, “Hasn’t opened it yet“, “Borrowed by either Oikawa, Watari or Mattsun” , “Will most likely read soon“, “MUST read“:
- Mattsun can play the drums and he has a bass guitar that Makki helped him pick and which Iwa taught him how to play (because why not, I can totally see Iwa and Mattsun playing the guitar) (Mattsun doing all this (of course, not to impress Makki, nooooo): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0jN1MT4TBA)
- Oikawa is really good with children and even used to babysit Takeru, also used to visit him frequently when he was at kindergarden
- Oikawa sucks at video games, no matter how many times Iwa and Mattsun tried explaining
- Makki is the type of person to love sweet and salty combinations, often making Oikawa cringe at him (and he likes loads of vinegar in his salad, Mattsun almost choked the first time he tried Makki’s “special salad of tears“ (the name should have been enough to make him back away))
- one month Oikawa’s parents were gone for a whole week and Iwa stayed with him; Oikawa was actually surprised how a brute like Iwa could cook, do laundry, clean and actually take care of people —> that was when he finally *le gasp* realized why his heart was so jittery when Iwa smiled
- when Mattsun and Makki have sleepovers at Mattsun’s, Mattsun somehow always manages to convince Makki to wear one of his shirts: “Isn’t it too hot for a sweatshirt? Want a T’-shirt?“/ “Isn’t it too cold? Want a hoodie?“/ “What the ever loving fuck is that?“ “Ex-fucking-cuse you.“ / “Bet that shirt’s gonna reach your knees.“ “Are you mistaking me for Iwaizumi?“
- Mattsun is really fucking smart, he’s just too lazy, that’s why he’s in Class 1; and he helps Makki with stuff like advanced Math and Chemistry; he’s pretty interested in Psychology and likes analyzing people & applying diffrent techiques on them to see if he can do them too (he totally used the Pavlov one on Makki with creampuffs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )
- Oikawa is good with growing plants, he even has an aloe vera in his room since the conditions fit perfectly with it’s preferences
- Iwa, tho, he fucking sucks, he even almost killed a cactus until Oikawa took it in and “brought it back to life, away from heartless brutes like you, Iwa-chan“
- IWA CAN FUCKING SING AND NOBODY CAN CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE
- Oikawa, though, ahahaha, he made Takeru cry when he tried to sing along to a children’s song, LOL
- Mattsun and Makki are good swimmers (ehehhehehe) and when they graduated, they sneaked into the school swimming pool to just chill —> ON THAT DAY, MANKIND RECIEVED the meme couple (yesh, it was accidental at first ( ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) or was it? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ) and then the sexy times started, tho they stopped because “The water is so cold I can feel my bones catching frost”) ; but nobody can beat Iwa, he’s a god at any sport, that’s basically canon
- Iwa really loves Oikawa’s hair, as much as he denies it; when he was a kid once he stayed up all night to see if it really was natural
- It really was natural
- So when they got together, Iwa’s hands could be often found in Oikawa’s hair
- Iwa is also a furnace (that melts Oikawa whenever)
- Mattsun has a cat that hates everybody but him, until the day it met Makki - it literary just looked at him and Mattsun was prepared to take her claws off Makki, when she hopped onto Makki’s lap and started purring “You traitor. I raised you, you ungrateful little shit.“