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"I completely changed the recipe and it turned bad. This means the recipe is bad. Two stars."

Please I'm begging you all to follow r/ididnthavetheeggs it's all just posts like this please

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Adding some more quality replies from the rbs so they're all in one chain

my personal favorite:

making egg tarts without eggs is....a choice. sometimes one just has to acknowledge that a banana isn't an egg, indeed.

steamed scallion buns

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Is this how you roll?

salt & vinegar chips are snacks for fucking masochists. literally the entire flavour of the goddamn chip is “acetic acid, which will hurt your tongue, and then just salt on top of that to hurt it worse”. it’s brutal. this chip is designed to hurt you

some of you are acting like i hate salt and vinegar chips and i need to clarify: i do not hate them. old dutch baked salt & vinegar chips is my favourite flavour of chips and one time i ate two bags of them in two days and my tongue started bleeding. i love the goddamn things. but why did humanity make them. to what end. my tongue literally bled from eating them. the flavour of them is just acid and salt. their gimmick is pain. and yet……. Chips Good…….

How to make a stunning buttercream succulent cake

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

Show me what you cooked!

Kotori cafe（ことりカフェ）

french recipes: if you’re not making this in paris then what’s the point. fuck you

italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house

american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats you cooked

chinese recipes, as handed down from mother to child: season it with a pinch of this and some of that. you want to know the exact amount? feel it in your heart. ask the stars. yell into the void. 

English recipes: boil and salt it. Okay that’s it enjoy

Greek recipes: You followed all the right steps but this isn’t quite right. I don’t know what to tell you.

Australia recipes: chuck it on the barbie

Latinx recipes: you will never make it better than your abuela, face the facts

Armenian recipes: spend eight days laboring over the stove. the food will be flavorful with the sacrifice of your sanity. no one will appreciate it.

Canadian recipes: It either needs more bacon, more maple syrup, more gravy, or an unholy combination of the three

Polish recipes: you have to toUCH THE DOUGH, FEEL THE PIEROGI IN YOUR HEART, TOUCH IT. LICK IT. SMELL IT.

Every time I see this post, I learn more about how different countries’ cuisines AND neuroses.

Indian recipes: there are 500 cuisines and that means 500 versions of this dish that has 500 spices so gl 

ashki jewish recipes: no, no. no. more onion. 

Portuguese recipes: you take anything you have at hand. Goats? Entrails? Ear? Tongue? Gizzard (a great snack!)? Lots of fish? Lots of bread? Lots of meat? Cabbages? Kale? A stone? Just cook it

How hard was it to say “pistachio”

walmart boss: alright lets give our storebrand ice cream some Great Fucking Valuable names marty youre up first lets hear it whats your least favorite ice cream

walmart employee: (cant think of the word pistachio) uhh…….. that… yknow ..that Green Nut…

Walmart boss: fucking perfect. best thing since bet your butter pecan. yeremy youre next

walmart employee 2: (not paying attention, daydreaming about ice cream) ahh… fudge tracks…

Walmart boss: genius. its fresh. its original. it says, hey, i’m not your run of the mill fudge track. i’m unique. eat me. slap a blue Great Value sticker on that Great Value idea and lets roll out the savings

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trying to do anything while dissociating

are you fucking kidding me….

#this is exactly what i love about this movie#it shows the characters living#eating and drinking#the whole movie has a messy realism to it that you don’t find in other adaptations#i think the director might have said as much in an interview idk#but it really shows#and look at all the low shots of the table#it really gets the audience in there with the family (via @ladymarianor) 

some of my favourite foods c;

commissions are open!

it’s been literal weeks and i’ve only just realised this is meant to be read as “healthy burgers” and not “heal thy burgers”

All these years I’ve been looking at the wrong side.

dark fda show me the illegal foods

「ぐでたま」がお好み焼きになった「ぐでたま×道とん掘コラボキャンペーン」でリアルぐでたまの4品を作って食べてきました