Dean: I CARE ABOUT YOU MORE

Cas: NO I CARE ABOUT YOU MORE

Dean: YOU WANNA FUCKING GO

11x01 phone call

Cas: *calls Dean* Dean: Where the hell are you, Cas ? Cas: Well I’m…I’m okay Dean: You don’t sound okay Cas: Dean, I am fine. Besides, what I have, you can’t help me Dean: What do you mean what you have? Cas: Just please tell Sam, Rowena escaped with the book the the damned and the codex Dean: Okay forget Rowena, where are you? Cas: Now, you tell me, the Mark Dean: Oh really, you’re worried about me after everything I— Cas: Dean, is it gone? Dean: Yes I’m good. I mean, I’m not great Cas: That makes two of us. This is good news. Sam: Hey Cas. Cas: Sam Dean: Okay your turn. Talk to us about the Darkness Cas: Why would I talk about the Darkness? Sam: Because it’s free Cas: No that can’t be Sam: Removing the Mark opened some kind of lock. Dean saw her. Cas: The Darkness is a woman? Dean: That’s what we’re asking you. We were hoping you could tell us what kind of screwed we are Cas: *a branch breaking is heard over the phone* Dean: Cas? Cas: Dean, goodbye. It may be some time before we see one another again Dean: Wait, Cas! Cas!! *phone beeps*

A domestic destiel sketch series commissioned by museaway

"I like texting."

"I love you, you stupid butt,"

if we ever see this, followed by these:

[x. x. x. x. x.]

OH GOD YES GIVE IT TO ME

Please, please, please

HYPERVENTILATING OMG

IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED NO TRICKS!

#no but this is literally canon #god their faces kill me #look at how they look at each other in the last two #im just #kfjhsdkjfhsdfg #please try to tell me you look at your friends like that all the time#because i sure as fuck dont #i love my friends a lot #but i dont look at them like i want to jump their bones #or like this #where it looks like my heart is exploding from joy and shattering into a million pieces at the same time #no #and why is that? #because i love my friends but im not /in love/ with my friends #its completely different #cas and dean are in lov e#and literally nothing anyone says will ever convince me otherwise

castiel please look both ways before you cross the street ok and don’t talk to strangers and make sure you wear your seat belt and CALL ME WHEN YOU GET THERE AND DON’T TAKE DRINKS FROM PEOPLE YOU DON’T KNOW AND ALWAYS WEAR A HELMET CASTIEL AND I LOVE YOU BE SAFE.

its funnier if you read it in deans voice