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ppl managing to live where they grew up is really bizarre to me
Hi! Croatian here. As an inland country, I found a job processing uranium. We have a lot of it.
God I wish I was processing uranium in Croatia
I think about this post every day
Hey, another Croatian here! Croatia has a coastline and I can’t find a single mention of uranium in Croatia. I don’t know what kind of paralel universe this person is from.
I HATE THIS FUCKING VIDEO
BYE
how do you make someone holy
you beat the hell out of them
my 96 year old catholic grandma told me this
did you just trigger tag my grandma
This is so
how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour
also consider: LOTR but hobbits have Tapeta Lucidum
Boromir gets the fright of his life their first night on the road
Boromir: *glances over his shoulder* ??!!!!???!!
Hobbits:
Hobbits: what
i will never get over that you used an image of raccoons for this purpose because it is incredibly accurate
LOTR au but instead of hobbits literally raccoons
Gandalf: well this raccoon found the ring and has been carrying it around. unfortunately we can’t take it off him or he gets very bite-y. so I figure, the raccoon is the ringbearer now
Elrond: what are those other three raccoons doing here
Gandalf: he brought his buddies. I call this one ‘Merry’
Aragorn: *watching Frodo & Sam scamper off in the direction of Mordor* our hopes lie with those raccoons now
Legolas: do they… know where they are going
Aragorn: I sure hope so
Faramir: father why is this raccoon in the livery of the citadel
Denethor: haha doesn’t he look precious
Elfhelm: Dernhelm, is that a raccoon in your bag?
Dernhelm: *sweating nervously* Uh no, sir.
Eowyn, later: And I said no, you know, like a liar.
Denethor: WHY did you let a raccoon go off with the Ring??
Faramir: ….it just seemed like the right thing to do
Gandalf: he scratched you up real good huh
Faramir: ……………gouged my FUCKING arm and bit me on my face
Witch King: no living man can kill me - AUGH FUCK, RACCOON, RACCOON ON MY LEG ARGHHHH
Eowyn: *stab*
Wraiths break into the room at the prancing pony: *UnHoLy ScReEcHiNg*
Trash Panda Hobbits:
Wraiths: Oh, what the fuck, whAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!
Drift Compatible Rick Astley
at least you know he's never gonna give you up
the death of the op
socks
j r r Tolkien, scrolling thru his 17 page word document full of names: these are all so good i just hav 2 use all of them
Jrr tolkien, the lightbulb flashing in his mind: WHO SAYS ELVES CAN’T HAVE 4 NAMES
#jirt at the pub with cs lewis: this is aragorn he has 168 known names (via @nelyafinwe )
Would sleeping with a centaur be considered bestiality?
Yes
That raises another question: do centaurs have human or horse genitals? Or both?
Horse.
Then the question is, would it be morally acceptable for a centaur to mate with a normal horse
And what would the offspring be like?
I hate all of this
This is the last thing you see before you die
Ok everyone we found it. The worst post
Whenever someone types “HAHAHAHAHAHA” it makes me so uncomfortable I imagine you laughing like this
I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something..
everyone appreciate pokken blastoise rain dance animation
Olive harvesting
Im going to be honest, I thought decepticon ambush, but sure why not.
Bad and naughty trees go to the
W I G G L E U M B R E L L A
The last comment killed me
