Join me in my suffering game!

shut up

This man is actually willy Wonka and he needs to be stopped. Someone needs to stop him. This is out of control.

every time i see a transfem sharing a callout about another transfem i feel fucking feral. no. stop it. if for no other reason then the fact that it will be you one day.

it doesn't matter how unproblematic you are. it doesn't matter that you don't have icky kinks, or that you hide them. it doesn't matter that you would never mean to hurt someone. it doesn't matter that you police your own behavior within an inch of your life every second of every day. It will be your turn. once they've burned through everyone else, it'll be you. And the only people who'll be there for you are the ones who've already been burned, and the ones who refuse to heap fuel on your fire.

“male loneliness epidemic” and “friendzoning” are similar concepts to me in that the conditions they describe are literally experienced by everyone at some point in their lives but when its men its some sort of profound injustice that needs to be rectified by checks notes giving them unfettered access to the public good that is Women

also the former "epidemic" being taken up in pop discourse explicitly or implicitly as a pathological consequence of feminism having "gone too far" instead of actually doing the work to connect social isolation to existing material conditions....no no don't worry about it just default to blaming women for men's sadness and dissatisfaction bc otherwise you'd have to confront capitalism and misogyny and white supremacy etc. etc. and nobody wants to do that so. its somehow very aggravating and boring at the same time. whenever i see think-pieces that follow this script i instantly fall into a furious slumber

and you just know that half the incel ass boys & men complaining about friendzoning and loneliness have either written off/mistreated "undesirable" girls & women who have shown interest in them in the past, or they have just grown so incapable of seeing girls & women as real human people that they go around treating them like brainless gumball machines whose sole purpose is to dispense sex but only if you press the right conversational buttons. or both. anyway i know where the buttons are and i can reveal them to you for the low price of $90/month. please subscribe bro i promise im not a grifter

Happy birthday to AO3 🎂🎉

Would being called big dog fix me? Who knows?

Mixed reviews

"What's up, big dog; I'm ratsmacker" is going to live rent free in my head for a little while

Boys who up smacking they rat?

I think it's cute how so many art movements are simply called "new art" to differentiate "not like the old stuff". Contemporary dance. New wave fashion. Pop (literally popular) music. Art Nouveau. Modernism. Postmodernism. Even terms starting with neo- (neo-classicism, neo-expressionism) all are just saying NEW ART. And yet all of these things are now distinctive styles of the past. It's kind of beautiful how humanity never stops outgrowing itself. Art is a state of matter that refuses to sit still, old as soon as it is new, original upon its thousandth performance, new forever so long as there is someone who has not yet seen it, and old the second the artist picks up their instrument again.

New new NEW art (14)(THIS ONE!).docx

[ID: "The 'Woke Agenda' is actually just Human Rights. Every time someone says 'woke agenda', mentally substitute 'human rights' and the conversation will become clearer. /end ID]

Suffering from the Winter Dehydration. Help

the winter dehydration is when you exert yourself slightly while wearing a coat and sweat out all the water in your body

"just take your coat off" sets bag down on ground, takes coat off, carries coat and bag around for 15 minutes, gets too cold, sets bag down on ground again, puts on coat, starts sweating within 5 minutes, puts bag down on ground, takes coat off, carries coat ar

let's not forget:

exposes skin to cold, skin gets dry and itchy and painful, goes inside, exposed skin too hot and burning, covers skin, starts sweating inside clothing,

always worth it <3

Tumblr users will give the same regurgitated analysis on their milquetoast, non-canon yaoi ship and act like it’s an academic dissertation, I’ve read articles on the process of homestead cheese making more rigorous than this

people get specific as they age

:O

Having entered my 40s this still rings true. You get a far better grasp of yourself and will be less tolerating of bs because you simply don't have the time to waste on trifles.

True goblin mode starts here.

PRACTICAL EFFECTS AND WILLEM DEFOE?? Letterboxd is going to devour this

I cannot wait to see another movie with many many pet rats who are so well fed and lovely and well trained doing a great job

What a lad

I LOVE his buddy who stands behind him to be his extra leg when he does the jive like they have CLEARLY COORDINATED THAT BEFORE

Inshallah he will be stirred into a fine fry

A delicious meal

#fucking adorable#but like legit you do actually have to harmlessly annoy them sometimes#because sometimes you will need to do HIGH STAKES ANNOYANCE#like giving them a pill or taking them to the vet#and it's important for them to know that annoying weird things happen sometimes but they will be fine#which is why we have an assortment of adorable kitty costumes#(because getting them used to occasionally wearing things and being handled around the neck and belly is actually useful)#(like imagine if we ever had to have a surgical collar on them)#it sounds selfish and it is HILARIOUS but it is actually useful

(tags via @asphodelimago)

ur telling me a ginger bred this man 😶‍🌫️

fools. ill be generous and give this post 100 notes before no one sees it ever again. 10000? tis utterly foolish