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To die was an art

@mirjander19 / mirjander19.tumblr.com

Dead is the new sexy. All lifes end. All hearts are broken. Careing is not an advantage, Sherlock. Hi, I'm Mirjam and I'm from Switzerland
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Reblog if you actually give a shit about anyone who’s suicidal or depressed.

No one should scroll past this

*cries* I am physically inable to not reblog this

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Dumbledore: Severus I’m still missing your photo for this year’s faculty newsletter

Severus: my apologies here it is

Dumbledore: you can’t even see half of your face. Maybe one less dramatic?

Severus: of course, headmaster.

Severus:

Dumbledore: I said less dramatic and preferably one where you’re not so alarmed

Severus: 

Dumbledore: did you have a photoshoot or something

Severus:

Dumbledore: what no Severus you are not in a boy band what is this pose wait you’re not in one are y-

Severus:

Dumbledore: are those special effects

Severus:

Dumbledore: cool but still a no

Severus:

Dumbledore: dramatic and very fitting for you but you can’t have fanart as your faculty photo who even is your fan and why don’t I have fanart

Severus:

Dumbledore: bold choice going with the profile, I admit I didn’t think you’d go for it, but you can’t have a dramatic death quote on your photo either this is a school for children they still have hope at least until their first class with you

Severus:

Dumbledore: *sigh*

Severus:

Dumbledore: why is the school on fire

Severus:

Dumbledore: is that a Death Eater meeting

Severus:

Dumbledore: oh my god 

Severus:

Dumbledore: seriously did you have a photoshoot

Severus:

Dumbledore: artsy but no

Severus:

Dumbledore: is that a screenshot

Severus:

Dumbledore: please stop

Severus:

Dumbledore: that’s it I’m taking away your photoshop privileges in the muggle studies computer lab

Severus:

Dumbledore: okay you know what fine that’ll do

Severus:

Dumbledore: no.

Severus:

Dumbledore: where are these all coming from

Severus:

Dumbledore: YOU KNOW WHAT NEVER MIND FORGET I ASKED YOU DON’T NEED A PHOTO

Severus:

i have never loved something as much as this. i am dying 😂😂

Fantastic! Love it so much!

HAHAHA 😂😂😂

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Y'all can say what you want but I refuse to believe

that Harry James Potter, an orphan child, who grew up in an abusive house hold, would ever, EVER, tell his son, quote: ‘Well, there are times I wish you weren’t my son.’ He would never. He of all people, who felt unwanted for several years of his life, would never tell his son that. No matter what.

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mirjander19

Totally agree!

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“You’re always a good man, John, I’ve never doubted that.                           You never judge, you never complain.”  

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marcelock

john: you know whats the one downside of us being married sherlock, mildly anxious: What john: i kinda miss calling you my “boyfriend” sherlock: oh…you can still call me that if you want john: really? sherlock: well i am both a friend and a boy

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culverton

john: this is my boyfriend, sherlock

sherlock: *holding his hands behind his back to hide his wedding ring* hello

*both giggle* 

“this is my boyfriend. we’re married.”

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