Charles Pierce “Nothing Is Foreign to the Liar Willard Romney Anymore: A Report from the Flippy-Floppy Final Debate of 2012” http://www.esquire.com/blogs/politics/mitt-romney-foreign-policy-debate-14005209#ixzz2A6MaguJV (via x0)
I feel filthy for linking to TMZ, but they have Burton’s full statement.
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DON’T FUCK WITH LeVAR
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Butterfly in the sky. Mitt can go twice as high. When LeVar puts a foot in his ass.
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On the Egypt/Libya Situation and Gov. Romney's response to it
It is absolutely incomprehensible that a presidential candidate can go on television to attack the Egyptian embassy for trying to defuse a violent situation, characterizing their criticism of the content of an anti-Islamic movie as apology for free speech itself. And then to further shoehorn it as somehow President Obama himself "sympathizing" with the attackers.
Freedom of speech is not freedom from criticism; in fact, freedom to criticize what others say is the very heart and soul of free speech. The embassy's tweet of "We firmly reject the actions by those who abuse the universal right of free speech to hurt the religious beliefs of others as we condemn all efforts to offend believers of all religions" is not apologizing for American values, and it is not apologizing for freedom of speech. It is an EXERCISE of free speech to communicate a message against religious intolerance.
In essence, what Romney said was that the people in the Egyptian embassy were "sympathizing" with their attackers, because they were exercising their right to criticize a crappy racist non-movie in an attempt to save their own lives. It's such a ridiculous, untruthful, opportunistic, downright nonsensical thing to say, that it should put to rest any question that Romney is unqualified to be president.
McSweeney's: Mitt Romney Writes Erotic Fiction About Himself, by Wendy Molyneux
It was 7:30 pm on a Wednesday, and Mitt Romney, former Governor of Massachusetts and presumptive Republican nominee for President, had made a decision. He was going to have sex with his wife Ann Romney. He was going to use his penis to do it. His real penis. And it was okay for him to do that because they were married and also because she was home. Just thinking of her was giving him a stir in his testicles.
But he wasn’t just going to go in there and do it now. First, he had to get ready. He was going to make himself a chicken breast. He went into the kitchen. He found a chicken breast in the refrigerator. He put it in a bowl with a marinade made up of equal parts mayonnaise and strawberry jelly. He stirred it around. He was good and hard now.
Romney being introduced as CEO and owner of Bain Capital in 2000—a year he now says that he no longer held those positions
Relatable Romney (including a blank)