We Lonely Here Mostly Too

So this is my contribution to society...

I feel like my Tumblr community needed to see this

[[ @ruubesz-draws sometimes, there’s no need for words…. ]]

the little things get to me

Hi yes I'd like to submit my application for Giving Alucard Tepes A Hug.

Sometimes you gotta be like “it’s a tv show” and just step away

And other times you’ve gotta be like “no” and write half a million words to prove you know better

At least show us the bison!

https://mobile.twitter.com/YellowstoneNPS/status/1244684209576239109

My 26 yr old sister still says things out loud like ‘ermagerd’ and ’___ ALL the things!’ Like…is that what’s gonna happen to me?am I going to be 30 still saying stupid shit like O shit waddup! Are all the youngins gonna be embarrassed by my use of outdated memes….how long until I myself am not Hip With It….how long until I am no longer a trendy memer…

my greatest fear honestly

Listen, I am 40.  I was around for the early internet of webrings and hamsterdance. Homestarrunner.  Those little cats in the boat singing to Immigrant Song.  Longcat.  Ceiling cat.  Radiskull.  Powerthirst.

So to me anything that is funny on the internet is, and always will be, cutting-edge and hilarious.  If it’s funny the first time, it’s funny the eleven thousandth time.  No exceptions.

I accumulate memes. Social media sites form actual strata in my soul, revealing my geological age in layers: Geocities, Myspace, Livejournal, Tumblr.  Memes encrust me, like jewels, just layer on layer of reaction gifs and shitposts, some of which I barely understand, but I refuse to let go of.  I cling to them, they are ever-relevant, undying.

You callow youths, who think in your innocence that that memes come and go, you are tepid fools who still smell of milk.

I am where memes go to die. I am where memes go to live eternal. Someday, if you are lucky, you will join me.  Bring your breadsticks meme, your Spiders Georg, your Bode, your big mood, your Supernatural gifs, your oh worm.  Come with me and rejoice in pointless in-jokes and long-forgotten references.  Embrace your encyclopedic knowledge of comedy sites ca 2006 and come share the knowledge with us. Come with me and lik the bred.  

You gotta.

“You callow youths, who think in your innocence that that memes come and go, you are tepid fools who still smell of milk.”

Put this on my headstone, underneath a picture of Ceiling Cat.

all your base are belong to us

It’s almost like nobody expects nearly 50 year old memes

listen, memes never die, they just start getting called quotes and references

“Just trust your gut”

Pal I have anxiety, my gut is literally always telling me to abort mission

Harry Dresden (Changes by Jim Butcher)

@minaminokyoko

// Screams quietly about the Dresden Files. //

SCREAMS LOUDLY ABOUT DRESDEN FILES

Alternates between sobbing quietly, sobbing violently, shouting in revelry, and screaming in agony about the dresden files

SHE’S ALIVE

Checking the Philinda Tag after not being on all day