damn she just eviscerated everyone on this website
*mug shaking and spilling coffee everywhere as I bring it to my mouth for a sip*
Source for comic: @PaperFury
I made a spicy meme for you all
Team “not actually oblivious to flirting, just terrified of appearing presumptuous” represent.
“Yes, in the balance of consideration this person’s behaviour could certainly be interpreted as flirtatious, but it would be purest arrogance for me to just assume they actually meant what they said. I should gather more evidence. Forever.”
communication
actually, fuck this!
my attention span as a 10 year old: *reads the Lord of the Rings trilogy in like two sittings*
my attention span now: *checks internet every 10 minutes during important task, opens new tab of same site I’m already browsing and got tired of*
Well I feel fucking called out.
Me watching myself make all my terrible decisions:
When in public...
Someone in my general area: *sighs with seeming frustration or weariness*
Me: oh no what did i do
me, with a fully planned and outlined wip: okay, it’s time to start writing. do not ruin this. do not get distracted. you got this
the half-baked, vague idea i’ve had in my head for months, unnamed and unclear but persistent: