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We Lonely Here Mostly Too

@minaminokyoko / minaminokyoko.tumblr.com

"So take that nice picture you got in your head home with you, but don't be fooled. We lonely here mostly too." 35. Black. Author of The Black Parade urban fantasy series and the Of Cinder and Bone sci-fi series. Fanfiction writer. Sleep deprived trainwreck.
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A mental image to bless your Dashboard: Karrin Murphy and Thomas Raith going out together for a mani-pedi once a month. No one can convince me that they don't hang out. Just imagine them lying there in the seats, cheerfully complaining about Harry together, getting competitive about who can leave their manicurist the bigger tip when they're both done.

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Blessed indeed!! 

At first, Karrin’s residual internalised misogyny made her recoil with dislike at the idea of getting a mani-pedi (it reminds her way too much of Lisa, and why pay for something she can more or less do at home?), but after losing a bet to Thomas she finally relented and she pretty quickly had a big change of heart. Now, no matter what, she always makes those appointments, because she’ll be damned if she doesn’t get to spend a bit of time and money on herself once in a while. It’s what she deserves. Before, she saw it as a waste of time and money, but now it’s invaluable self-care. She’s also started tutoring a few of the manicurists in self defense at the gym, so it benefits everyone.

Before, when Karrrin got a new haircut or did anything to make herself look 0.1% more attractive, she’d have men in the precinct wolf-whistling sarcastically and making jokes, but it’s so much easier to deal with that when she knows Thomas has her back. He doesn’t judge her. Instead, he encourages her to step outside her comfort zone and try new things, and he makes the experience fun and exciting.

They have some really, really great days out, just being each other’s therapy.

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On a brighter note, please picture the sheer terror the guards must have felt the first time they passed Loki’s cell and no one was in there and there was no way to find him anywhere and they all thought they were gonna get executed all because Loki had shapeshifted into a lamp.

And then imagine like, day 60 of this, just resigned sighs and tapping on various furniture until something says “ouch how dare you”

Why is this so cute?? 😂😂😂

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I bet Bucky just constantly takes pictures of birds and sends them to Sam in a, “omg it’s you!” fashion.

Bucky: Saw you on my morning run. Could’ve said hi, you creep.

Sam: ???

Bucky:

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Bucky: Have you never seen a bee before?

Sam: Of course I have. What kind of question is that?

Bucky:

Sam: I fucking hate you.

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Bucky: Why do you look like that?

Sam: *sigh* I don’t wanna know.

Bucky, cackling and showing him anyway:

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Bucky: If you needed to borrow some money, all you had to do was ask.

Sam: What are you even talking about?

Bucky:

Sam: That’s not even a falcon, you asshole.

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okay but imagine little morgan yelling to tony about there being a spider in her tent thing so tony comes out to take care of it, and instead of there being a little spider or something there’s peter sitting there, surprising tony and pepper with visiting them from college

Tony whacks him with the newspaper anyways

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Peter’s favorite thing to do is convince the Avengers that the spider he was bitten by was venomous, so that means he’s venomous, too. No one really believes him, but no one wants to test that theory, either.

Sam: *tries to steal the remote*

Peter, hissing: I’ll fucking bite you, try me.

Tony, who definitely knows Peter’s not venomous: Yeah, the toxins would have you dead within seconds.

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peter p: but mr america sir, aren’t you technically only 33? are you sure you qualify for this?
steve, taking a senior citizen parking spot and claiming his 15th senior discount of the day: shut your mouth you’re like 5

broke - the team mocking steve for being ‘old’

woke - steve trying to get into a zoo for free because “fuck it i was born in 1918 I deserve the fucking seniors discount”

I mean yes sure he could just take the military discount and save just as much but it’s the principle of the thing dammit.

pool employee: sir, Mr. Captain America, this is a seniors water aerobics class.

steve: I was born in 1918 am I not a senior citizen?

exaspertated pool employee: yes, but why d-

steve: some of my friends are in this class just let me take it with them!

bucky, yelling, already in the pool: just let him in susan! you let me in!

Susan (whispering): he’s old? I let him in because I thought he was homeless and sad.

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steve rogers, at the avengers compound: how did you find us?

scott lang: funny story, but I’ve been here before. I may have even, yknow, taken something without permission or something like that

steve rogers: so you stole something?

scott, unable to lie to his celeb crush: well sam did have the chance to stop me and he didn’t so

sam wilson in the soul world:

 Bucky sitting by Sam in the soul world:

Bucky: You couldn’t stop a punk in a shrink suit

Sam: You couldn’t stop a teenager from beating the shit out of you

Bucky: Neither could you

Peter eavesdropping a few feet away:

we just accepted that they’re all chillin in the soul stone and can hear the survivors and I’m here for it

@femmephantom @batmarg This is outstanding.

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Anonymous asked:

Thorkyrie for any one of them?

 4. Playful/silly headcanon

I’mma do this one bc its cute. 

I think Thor will do this thing where he sweeps Val up in his arms and rubs his face and beard all over her and until shes shrieking and giggling from how much it tickles. It also gets her blushing bc she’s not used to letting out such cute reactions to domestic things but that’s why thor loves doing it so much :P He loves to see her smile 

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