We Lonely Here Mostly Too

shocked and betrayed.

Sound ON

@thedeadmemereturns

Audio: the mario kart start music

ID: a cat lying on its stomach. the hand taps its fingers in time to the four start sounds, then starts vigorously rubbing the cat’s belly when the music starts, much to the cat’s surprise and disgust

The difference between a dog and a cat 

(via)

Dog bringing home his new friend

she is intense

new cat

His new buff gf

i love them both.

Oh that’s nice the dog met another OH MY LORD THATS A PANTHER

a vampire giving themselves a pep talk to a mirror that has a crudely drawn picture of themselves that they drew taped to it

Chris Evans for W Magazine

“We heard youse are behind on your payments to Fat Tony.”

I ALMOST SPIT MY ROOTBEER

“Think you’re all aesthetic, huh? A real instagram Wiseguy!  You want something to blog about? We’ll give ya something to blog about!”

im so delirious i found this on facebook and read it as yeet and now this is the funniest thing in my life

i can’t play this,, YEET

I can’t play this piano

YEET

I also read this as “YEET” and now I can’t stop laughing

If any of you kindlein yeet your pianos I will rise from my grave, drag my dead bones to your home and yeet YOU

@minaminokyoko

Bugs Bunny accidentally transformed the word nimrod into a synonym for idiot because nobody got a joke where he sarcastically compared Elmer Fudd to the Biblical figure Nimrod, a mighty hunter.

Etymology is ridiculous and terrifying sometimes

Bugs Bunny is more powerful than God

stana-for-always:

Perfect cast is perfect.