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We Lonely Here Mostly Too

@minaminokyoko / minaminokyoko.tumblr.com

"So take that nice picture you got in your head home with you, but don't be fooled. We lonely here mostly too." 35. Black. Author of The Black Parade urban fantasy series and the Of Cinder and Bone sci-fi series. Fanfiction writer. Sleep deprived trainwreck.
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I really love how Stjepan Sejic draws Wonder Woman

This will forever be my headcanon for Diana: built like a brick shithouse and still heart-stoppingly gorgeous.

YES CANARY!!! DO IT!!! SCREAM FOR HELP!!! IT’LL BE HILARIOUS!!!

I love her build in his art

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i feel like wonder woman could get away with throwing batman over her shoulder to carry him away exactly once, just because she would have the element of surprise. batman prepares for everything but there are limits. if you were batman would you ever in a million years expect a woman who is two inches shorter than you in one-inch heels to just pick you up and leave like she’s carrying a bag of sand to build a wall. like you are the victim of a cartoon caveman from the fifties. i postulate that you would not. maybe in her arms like a lumberjack’s bride, but a fireman’s carry? while he is not only conscious, but entirely capable of moving under his own power? this is the one scenario that batman never prepared for and he suffers the consequences. she could never get away with it again and so she doesn’t even try but from that moment on the possibility is always in the back of his mind. he is on alert. he wants her to try again so he can prove it won’t work this time. she never gives him the satisfaction. he can never explain to anyone how he is suffering. no one will understand. he stands on a rooftop in the rain and broods.

I love this?

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So I recently discovered the Hellbat suit (a suit that allows batman to contend with Justice League level threats) was made with the collective effort of the league itself as a gift to Bruce. Now I'm just imagining them presenting to him gift wrapped on his birthday.

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Bruce: …the hell is this? And how did you find out about my birthday?

Clark: *sly smirk* Oh, we have our ways.

Bruce: Goddamn it, Alfred. 

Clark: It wasn’t–

Bruce: Goddamn it, Dick.

Clark: *to Diana* How does he always know?

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