Knight of Blood

Got off a video call with my grandma. Asked her what sort of American foods she was enjoying (my dad flew her in from Korea and she's staying with him in Phoenix rn). She said most of the food isn't too impressive but she's addicted to a specific candy, and when she held up a bag of Werther's Originals I started howling

tumblr please stop telling me to wd40 a mouse

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Selene, the moon herself 🌕

arts and crafts are killing me. badly

update i’m so powerful i could fuck god if i wanted

this is the experience of being an artist in a nutshell. at all times you are at one of these two poles and you never remember the other exists until it's too late

the front seat of the car is a type of confessional

i genuinely think that physically it’s easier to have hard conversations when you’re both facing forward, not having to look at each other. the catholic church knew this also

curly talks

robot girl with lube for saliva

keyboard lube or the sex kind?

They're the same thing if you're not a goddamn coward.

Instructions unclear, keyboard is very sticky

(fun fact: one of my keyboard ideas involves reusing part of a DIY design for a lube dispenser)

but will the keyboard dispense keyboard lube or the sex kind?

Something worse than both of those combined!

"He would NOT fucking say that" does not apply to yoda, who could plausibly say anything

Took ecstacy and remembered people have feelings, I did. Making the rounds and apologizing for my past misdeeds I am

Polly says:

Ever wanted to know how to pronounce the name of our favorite Ur copper merchant, Ea-nāṣir? If you haven't looked it up, I can almost guarantee that you are saying it wrong, but fret not. I will share the secret with you (or at least the buest guess modern experts have).

The reconstruction of how to pronounce his name currently looks like this in the IPA:

[e.a.naː.t͡sʼiʁ]

If that looks daunting, keep reading.

official linguistics post

if my doctor was as dedicated to Actual Medical Problems as they are to getting me a pap smear (which requires AN ORGAN I DO NOT HAVE and THEY KNOW THIS), by now I'd have my intestines fixed, my hands fixed, and I'd have at least 3 vaginas

it’s monday i’m in the labyrinth

it’s tuesday i’m in the evil lab

it’s wednesday i’m in the time loop

it’s thursday i’m in the medieval torture apparatus

🌸it’s friday i’m in love🌸

pretty sure I just made history

first photo of a cybertruck taken on a blackberry curve 9330

Tumblr already has a personalization algorithm it's called my beloved mutuals who have great taste and only wish to psychologically damage me sometimes