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Caroline was really important. He said something like, “It’s the two of us left and she’s a part of me, I’m a part of her.” The kind of thing any sister would love to have her brother say.

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Imagine the bats have a shared photo album.

Bruce gets a notification, “RH added 5 pictures to current cases”. He opens it and it’s all 0.5x pictures of Dick from different angles.

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He’s gonna keep it, he’s gonna name it and NO ONE WILL STOP HIM 😾😾😾

That’s a weird looking dog…

You know it’s name is something stupidly intimidating like Atomic Warhead or something g

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You can’t go to a 70s-themed disco bash at the Shack without a vintage 70s shirt and a gold chain.

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“I was working in the White House when the Monica Lewinsky scandal was going on,” Paul Begala, a one-time Clinton aide and current CNN political commentator, tells PEOPLE in this week’s issue. “I had a fax machine which very few people had the number to. It starts kicking in, and there’s no cover sheet, just a page – it was John.”

“It just said, ‘Dear Mr. President, I sat under that desk – there’s barely room for a 3-year-old, much less a 21-year-old intern. Cheers, J.K.’’

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