Millennial Lust For Death

You’re my present this year.

Y'all need to STOP

Merry Christmas y’all

Merry Christmas @millenniallust4death :3

You’re my present this year.

You’re my present this year.

Y'all need to STOP

Merry Christmas y’all

@millenniallust4death

I can’t believe it is nearly Christmas and I haven’t seen the incest coffee commercial on here. We’re all slacking! Merry Christmas!

A card for very specific fandom niches

Every time this post blows up, it reignites my passion for life

HAVE Z AND ALPHA NOT BEEN MADE AWARE? HAVE WE FAILED AT CONTINUING TO MEME THE HELL OUT OF IT? ARE WE, IN FACT, THE GRANDMAS BECAUSE WE ARE THE ANCIENT KEEPERS OF THE INCEST COFFEE KNOWLEDGE???

A fandom since 2011 guys

(If anybody is wondering “how could they write that and not anticipate the reaction?“ It’s because the sister was supposed to be much younger in the original draft. Like. An actual child. But they aged her up and never bothered changing the dialogue, so…)

It’s honestly not the writing or the age, or even the acting that screams “incest.”

It’s the directing and camera work. It’s specifically the long lingering gazes.

I’m begging you to read the oral history of this commercial. It features some banger quotes and also Timothy Simons, aka Jonah from Veep, who worked the camera for the auditions and callbacks.

Happy Folgers Incest Commercial season to all who celebrate!

It’s that time of year again… Sweaters, peppermint, Christmas music and the Folgers incest commercial.

It's 2009 and you're an advertiser who just got assigned this sweet job for a holiday commercial. You know, family stuff was always hard for you to write as a only child, but you really think you nailed the dynamic here. Now to submit the final cut to Folger's and

@shinelikethunder You cannot leave this in the tabs.

#luckily you've spent the past 4 years hooked on this show about two monster-hunter brothers and learned SO much about how siblings interact

it’s almost that time of the year again, so you know what that means

@millenniallust4death

You’re my present this year.

Y'all need to STOP

@millenniallust4death

HAVE Z AND ALPHA NOT BEEN MADE AWARE? HAVE WE FAILED AT CONTINUING TO MEME THE HELL OUT OF IT? ARE WE, IN FACT, THE GRANDMAS BECAUSE WE ARE THE ANCIENT KEEPERS OF THE INCEST COFFEE KNOWLEDGE???

A fandom since 2011 guys

(If anybody is wondering “how could they write that and not anticipate the reaction?“ It’s because the sister was supposed to be much younger in the original draft. Like. An actual child. But they aged her up and never bothered changing the dialogue, so…)

It’s honestly not the writing or the age, or even the acting that screams “incest.”

It’s the directing and camera work. It’s specifically the long lingering gazes.

I’m begging you to read the oral history of this commercial. It features some banger quotes and also Timothy Simons, aka Jonah from Veep, who worked the camera for the auditions and callbacks.

it’s almost that time of the year again, so you know what that means

You know, that’s fair

the funniest thing to me about the folgers incest commercial is that those two characters absolutely did not have to be siblings. the ad would have worked just as well if they were in a long distance relationship and he came home. instead, folgers corporate saw two actors dripping with the most insane carnal sexual heat chemistry in the history of visual media and said yep looks like an average brother and sister duo to me. and that’s what christmas is about, charlie brown

I had to Google this. Worth it.

It's 2009 and you're an advertiser who just got assigned this sweet job for a holiday commercial. You know, family stuff was always hard for you to write as a only child, but you really think you nailed the dynamic here. Now to submit the final cut to Folger's and