Femur Bong How-to

remember when steve from blues clues was upset that people thought he died in a car crash, not because people thought he was dead but because they said he was driving a dodge charger and "that's a cop car"

I look at the pfps of people liking a drawing of mine and im like oh??

Woah, cute emo guy!! I wanna draw it~ So I did

Well turns out it was a griller

If I was in the jungle i would have died. badly.

when people put "trigger warning" on their content without specifying what the trigger warning is for

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does it?

does it though?

Fuck is going on here

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Son of no notes ghost post.

obsessed with how tumblr just sometimes Does This 

@hellsite-hall-of-fame @world-heritage-posts

second post with the "day before the internet began" glitch

a giant, glass shattering noise comes from the sky that is unmistakably the smash bros announcer saying “KING DEDEDE”. it makes headlines worldwide and people are scared. scientists find that the source of the noise was a dead star 2.7 billion light years away

Memento Mori Finger Ring, black enamel and gold, 17th Century

From the London Museum

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

how dare you say we piss on the poor

all hail the 1 million note Piss Post

Explain yourself.

some people might not have seen all of them yet

please don't reblog this post a devilish temptress tricked me into making it and she placed a hex upon it so that every reblog removes a molecule from my body

I think we can do it.

Posts that have 2x10^25 notes to me.

#we’re not even close to destroying a single cell#sunlight probably does more damage to op every day than we’ve done collectively as a site

We gotta work harder!!

talking to any girl that looks slightly alternative: omg your style reminds me of a character lol I’m not sure if you’ve ever seen her before I’ll show you

any vaguely alternative girl: (braces herself for another Ramona Flowers comparison as I fumble around on my phone)

my phone: