HARDCORE

someone asked me to draw vegeta descaling a keurig

with a design like that she's just begging to be mignola-ified

you guys have all this vitriol for lord licorice like you werent getting parked in the molasses swamp for 10 turns consecutively. you are letting your preconceived notions of appearance as an arbiter of morality propagandize you into ignoring the real enemy. grow up.

like ok i know what youre all gonna say btw youre gonna tell me that lord licorice abducted king kandy and tried to turn candy land into licorice land. sure. whatever. i guess we're monarchists now? either way. we have no way of knowing if this is even true. the only source on this is mr. mint, who was revealed to be taking money from the kandy family to excessively cut down candy canes so they could build their summer home, which prevented the flow of menthol to the gingerbread plum trees. we're all gonna pretend like we didnt see plumpy's mutual aid requests, which is extra fucked bc he's literally the LAST plumpa troll. and anyway when youre walking your candy ass up to the castle, i'd like to know WHOSE HOUSE has the rainbow bridge that takes 2 hours off your trip, 2.5 in toffee traffic. yeah. lord licorice. you guys are fake.

I want to fuck Queen Frostine

stay on topic

“I have to believe our worst moments don’t make us monsters, Jim”

this is unedited. this is the original audio.

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how could anyone hate them so much…

nobody is immune but some of you are… concerning susceptible… 😟