Flips, Quips n’ Thwips

#relationship goals

well the horrors may be beyond YOUR comprehension, but I comprehend them perfectly

you know what? that’s fair

has anyone done this yet

what do you mean this isn't basically the plot to the first venom

*Sings “Toxic Love” from FernGully while shamelessly drawing Venom art* Childhood me would be so proud that I can finally draw these two~

too much media that depicts bi characters as sexy chads. we need more representation of cringe fail bisexual losers in media

Art by Nathengyn

I had a dream where Venom was a duck 🦆

wait rewatching this scene I realized something

Venom doesn’t eat the red m&ms to protect Eddie because red dye 40 is poisonous if eaten in large quantities

THEY LOVE THEIR DUMB HUMAN SO MUCH

Oooooooo

Neighbors from the opposite building, watching Eddie and Venom fighting and destroying everything in their apartment:

The Amazing Spider-Man (2012) vs Venom (2018)

SYMBROCK in VENOM (2018) + tumblr’s banned tags

Andrew's Spider-man would never meet Eddie Brock or Deadpool because all of them would reek sexual tension so much it'll be banned in at least 50 countries

“is venom a villain”

‘yes he deserves no rights and should go to jail. better yet die’

‘he only eats criminals right? and we fight criminals right? so really he just makes our job easier if you see what I’m saying’

‘he’s looking at me rn. he’s staring me down. I’m snack sized. I’m just a snack sized chunk of meat wrapped in spandex to him.’

*sitting next to eddie and sharing a pizza* ‘who?’

Disney marvel took one look at tom hardy Eddie brock/venom said there's no way we can put a heterosexual spin on this and yeeted him back out of the mcu and i gotta say ive never been happier to see corporate homophobia at work on the big screen