🚧Miles🚧

i think riza would be surprisingly permissive with her babies sometimes ... weak to their sweet smiles

— Sister Elizabeth Johnson, “Mary of Nazareth: Friend of God and Prophet”

reblog to be eaten by this thing

people are assuming they can get out of being eaten, lol. lmao.

@offmyfuxkingmind

a peak you shall get! it's all pretty standard other than the head control being at the tip of their shnozz

more scribblblbblblbles

I was reading up on unicorns today and wikipedia is not supposed to be this funny!!

Hey OP read up on the Questing Beast next.

an accomplice turned victim his apology, long overdue

Anya Mouthwashing

In the back of my mind, it's always there.

submissive in the way a livestock guardian dog is submissive to the sheep it kills wolves for

love how much attention this post is getting i knew the gay people in my phone would understand me. btw here's the picture that inspired me to make this post in the first place:

It’s crazy and fucked up that being yourself is actually the solution.

It’s like. When I was told to “just be yourself” as a kid I thought it was a passive thing. Like oh easy I just have to sit here and be myself. but the reason so many people think that “being yourself” is bullshit advice is because you actually have to make active choices to do this and it WILL make your life way more fun. You have to wear t-shirts of bands that were popular ten years ago because you like them. You have to do your hair in a way that you find cute or comfortable even if it’s “so nineties”. If your friend says a food you enjoy is gross to them, you can’t be afraid to admit you casually disagree. You have to do hobbies that you’re interested in even if you’re bad at them and you cant feel like you have to get good at something before you tell people it’s an activity you do. You have to read manga and comic books in public and get piercings your relatives think are unattractive. You don’t have to tell people you dislike that you dislike them, but you don’t have to give them your time and attention either. You have to rewatch that kids show you’re nostalgic for even if you’re in your 30s. You have to change your name if you hate it, even if only a few close friends can know. You have to get fun girly drinks at the bar. You have to order hot chocolate when you don’t like coffee and black coffee when you don’t like sweet things. I am still bad at practicing this but it is the only way to make it all tolerable.

twitter dump pt.2 because apparently that site is finally imploding

me, staring down ao3: ok i’m desperate for fic about this pairing but like… how desperate

You’re not desperate until you’re staring at fanfiction.net

Fools. you’re not desperate until you’re staring down an empty word document.

And there it is.

fraud

Art dump part 2/??

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