who is she

It's the camo crocs that did it for me

*acquires a new hyperfixation* great! this should keep me going for the next 2 months or 24 hours

This is the funniest and most thoughtful I’ve ever seen an organization use a meme and it’s good people with good goals who don’t just want your money on top of it

this is the funniest thing I’ve ever read

when the revolution begins and you have to shoot the fbi agent assigned to you

don’t make pooh bear do this

the cashier asked me how im gonna pay like in terms of cash or card and i just said “money” cause i meant cash and she went “thats how it works”

im the cashier

friend: do you have any kinks? 

me: haha ew no

also me: 

Type your url: fartgallery Type your url with your elbow: fafrtfgalldy Type your url with your eyes closed: fartgallery Type your url with your chin: hello, i am chin. i have been trapped on this man for 21 years with no means of escape. this is my first chance being able to communicate with the world, please send help. i dont know how much longer i have to t–